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you're not bad with money you're just living in a society that underpays you, overcharges you, then gaslights you into feeling guilty for needing to eat

(hasnt talked to anyone in months) So many haters praying on my downfall 

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

Literally a golden idol are you kidding me

it's hot enough to fly an egg out there

giving the kubrick stare to the fish at petco

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

democracy does it again

A small part of me actually thought the cat was gonna make a move.