during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

Masculine and feminine are over. Its just The Urge now. The desire. The torment.

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

i like to pretend i'm an intellectual but in my heart the 3oh!3 taio cruz ke$ha katy perry avril lavigne lmfao nicki minaj cobra starship rihanna cascada britney spears lady gaga era of music reigns supreme. ipod touch with the cracked screen type beat

We fuck wounds here sir

i skink therefore i scram...!

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf