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Mangoes 💕

My parents got their nipples pierced together (like they didn’t attach themselves to each other via nipples they both got their nipples done) as a couple thing idk and dad would attach those phone charms that light up with you get a text to them at parties. Well once he forgot to take them off and went to work and had to arrest someone for drink driving and the charms went off so they both had to act like the big scary police officers nipples weren’t flashing

That was wild from start to finish

The best damn thing about Quidditch is there’s no gender separation like wizards don’t give a fuck if youre boy or girl as long as you chuck that damn quaffle through the goal.

nonbinary quidditch players- “are you a boy or a girl?” “i’m a seeker” “yeah but what’s between your legs?” “a broom, usually”

Me while I’m in this environmental ethics class

i don’t think straight people will ever truly understand why many of us gay people LOVE being gay and why we would not change ourselves for the world. even the most progressive straight people, deep down, they pity us. they think we’d probably rather be straight if we could. “progressive” people always make the argument that “being gay isn’t a choice, because who would ever choose to be gay??” guess what: i didn’t choose to be gay, but i would. they’ll never understand that once we’re able to accept ourselves and find a safe community, being gay feels amazing. i love being a woman who loves women. and it’s only because of them that i’ve ever had to even think about questioning that. 

This is the greatest post ever wow and yes I agree omg

So true