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i know like a million people ahve already made this joke and drawn it but i wanted to too

why would you even SAY THAT. full under cut ;P

🐟 🇨🇱 (( CHILEAN SEBASTIAN SOLACE HEADCANONS )) 🇨🇱 🐟

From a guy who is Chilean and wants that fish to show that a little more.

🎸 --- Pre Urbanshade stuff --- 🎸

He listens to a lot of Latino Rock, obviously. Though he'd like to say his favorite band is Los Bunkers, o Los Tres, he actually REALLY likes Soda Estereo (Which is Argentinian)

He got called emo a LOT during middle school, trust. And truly, he was, his mom called him a "Pokemon" (Chilean term mocking emos that became an emo subculture in here later on) affectionately

His name is Sebastián, not Sebastian

Is from Antofagasta or Coquimbo. Why? No idea, he just gives off those vibes

He was the type of kid who'd usually record when he was hanging out with friends to "Be a YouTuber", the only video that ever took off was one where he ate shit on the sidewalk while riding his skateboard and playing his guitar. It went viral, it appeared on the news. He never socially recovered from that. (This happened a lot back then lol)

Kinda like this gem

And the follow up lol

His favorite flavor of empanadas is plain cheese, followed by a shrimp-cheese as a close second. He never liked Empanadas de Pino, he ate one with raisins once and promised himself to never have one of those ever again.

Doesn't like Oreos, prefers Tritón cookies specially the orange filling ones.

He'd help out his mom at the feria (never willingly, but he had fun) selling old clothes and toys. He got into a fight with another vendor more than once, his mom never really stopped him because she'd get angry at the other vendors as well 🗣️🗣️

He actually got all the sass from his mom, trust, that woman was out of pocket and there wasn't a day where she wouldn't tease Sebastián (affectionately) about ANY friend that he brought home. (She don't discriminate 🤨🏳️‍🌈 /silly )

Rooted his phone once and almost bricked it, all he used that for was to change the camera shutter sound to something stupid

WhatsApp user.

Movistar client 🥀

Actually enjoyed participating in the school dances for fiestas patrias (mostly because he needed that good grade to save his ass from getting held back)

Actually, never got held back a grade, but as we say to those who've barely passed "Pasó rasguñando las cortinas" (passed scratching the curtains)

He did lock in in highschool though, not great grades, buy definitely better (absolutely not because he was terrified on what his mother would do if he flunked high school no ma'am...) He finished HS with a final grade of 6.1, so pretty good. (Its a 1.0 to 7.0 scale with grading in Chile)

Not exactly catholic but also not really an atheist. He used to go to church with his mom and attend a few other religious things but it never really clicked for him

"Duendes captados en cámara 100% no fake."

He obviously didn't have the money to pay for it so he got a scholarship to study abroad in the US LMAO (and that's where everything went wrong.... Augh)

🐟 --- Fish --- 🐟

In Urbanshade he'd default to Spanish to shit talk everyone he could, having the advantage of no one understanding the dialect of Spanish as well

If you call him Sebastián he would probably get jumpscared by someone saying his name right

Accidentally taught p.AI.nter some spanish while talking to himself, as to not lose his way of speaking it. Mostly curse words though.

Promised p.AI.nter to show him the Chilean countryside when they got out, so he can paint the mountains and fields. p.AI.nter really wants to see a llama in real life

When he escapes, he thinks he could find a good use to being part fish, since a whole half of the country is right next to the ocean.

He isn't one to switch languages mid sentence, but ☝️ if you flash him with a beacon I'm pretty sure whatever words coming out of his mouth ain't gonna be english. (Please please please Gianni learn Spanish so we can have Sebastian cursing in Chilean Spanish please)

Calling p.AI.nter kid -> calling him "cabro chico" 💕💕

Tells p.AI.nter about the many urban legends and myths of Chile to kill the silence of the Hadal Division.

One part of him is terrified of what his siblings and mom would think about seeing him like this. The other knows that after the horror of his situation has worn out he'll get teased to no end about how long he is now. "Mira, igualito que el país, se acuesta y llega de Arica a Punta Arenas"