A hair-brain'd Hotspur

Every day i think about those black musicians whose songs were made into covers by white people and now everyone thinks that these are the originals. Youtube comment sections are full of people like "is this what it feels like to find out you're adopted?" instead of celebrating and promoting the original creators of the songs.

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

by 2050 all the original King of the Hill episodes will be lost media, only survived by their youtube poop versions. another 200 years and these will be considered canonical

Reblog if you also hope that the Chinese people can eat delicious fruit

reintroducing predators into suburban greenbelts #SOLARPUNK

Deltarune Chapter 5 spoilers

I beg your fucking pardon

It’s actually not that impressive if you can train a malinois. Their whole deal is being trainable. Come back when you can train a basset hound to do all that

Fabio!!!

hello my name is indie horror story author and basically my job is to lure you in with a really creative idea and hook that gets you super excited and then right when things start to get good im gonna throw the atmosphere and my writing style out the window and start introducing liiikeee cults and government organizations and all the characters are gonna turn into like one-liner blurting action heroes who get into likeeee gunfights and car chases and stufffff and then its gonna like keep escalating until you feel like youre reading a marvel movie script plz buy my novel i started out on nosleep

happy 5 year anniversary to jared "sexual behemoth" padalecki's public meltdown on twitter where he literally et tu brute-ed in real time