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let it be known that despite the fact that shadow does swear, rides a motorcycle and is incredible with firearms, he's a refined gentleman at heart. he enjoys classic literature, is well spoken and well read, and is a deeply thoughtful individual. he knows a great deal of philosophical theory from hume to kierkegaard, but he more closely aligns himself with diogenes's school of thought, though interprets his doctrine of shamelessness, well ... liberally.
shadow has a little buddhist shrine he created for maria, and while he of course never retrieved her ashes nor believes too much in a higher power ( despite his origins and knowing there IS something out there ), he does try to offer himself some hope that her spirit watches over him. he tries to honor her properly with the things he remembers she liked the most, such as flowers or candies.
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❝ it’s called a baja blast. you want one ? ❞
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“ that unholy blend of... things... has an equally fitting name. “
yes - he recoils in disgust at this proposition. he has never heard of something so horrible. whatever it is, it reeks of artificial flavors, of poison. something utterly venomous that could completely overtake one’s blood and leave them gasping for air on the pavement - begging for more. an addiction, a disease - that was all it promised, and from one whiff of the stuff alone, he could tell, for it made his own alien blood stand on end. toxicity incarnate.
an abomination on the senses is what it was. if he could, he would wish it away, banish it into another dimension where it could never be smelt or tasted ever again. but that was an extreme solution to a relatively harmless problem. however, he could assert his distaste for it. and so ... assert it, he would.
“ get that out of my sight, or so help me ... i will do something. something incomprehensible to mortal eyes. “
“ tea is a superior drink. though ... anything would be. “

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NACK... JIMI MARVELOUS? ( pistolbitten ):
How long had Nack been in the Sol Dimension, and at what point did he finally get used to the air here? In truth, he didn’t know. He couldn’t remember. As if he had always been here, his body acclimated itself to the slightly different gravity, the endless roar of the ocean’s waves, and the tropical sun that burned as bright and unparalleled as this dimension’s greatest treasure. Faintly, he knew of his purpose – he knew that he was here to make it big – and yet the dimension he hailed from seemed to be so foreign to him that he almost believed he was part of this world.
Despite this, it didn’t take a genius to realize that Shadow, with his palms glowing with energy and his eyes fierce, was NOT from here either.
“Whoa, whoa, WHOA!” Called out the jerboa-wolf, stepping back from the emerald as his outback hat almost fell from his face. “What’s WITH you, lad? Y’think yer some TOUGH guy or somethin”? Believe it or not, I was here t’check on ya! YOU’VE been out cold, mate – show some damn respect ‘fore I show ya EXACTLY what it’s like t’taste a bullet DIRECTLY int’ ya little ovaries!”
Lies, lies, and even more lies. This stranger had been so far from his mind that he’d have let the seagulls shit upon his face if they wanted to. He had figured that NO ONE could survive what seemed to be such a gnarly ship wreck, but he was wrong. Nack Jimi Marvelous, somehow, was so very, very wrong, and all he could do now was sweat, dig his heels into a new patch of sand, and defend himself with a breath so rank with mangoes and coconuts that the Ultimate Lifeform might just need a bath.
“Listen, IDIOT. Yer CLEARLY a bit lost up there inside ya head. This place yer in? This continent? Doesn’t matter! Nope, nah, NADDA! What YOU need t’do is THANK me fer comin’ down here once I saw some DRONGO sleepin’ wit’ his mouth full’a sand! YER th’ foreigner here, mate, an’ I AIN’T ‘boutta take ANY’A this damn lip outta ya!”
Ripping his hat off so that he could wring it out before slapping it back over his scalp, he grinned. “Call me FANG, love, an’ make sure ya keep it in memory! Y’see, I’m what you’d callllll an’ EXPLORER! I make my ‘rounds day by day doin’ EXACTLY what’cha think that means! Gun fights, treasure huntin’, savin’ dames an’ makin’ some sweet sea love – see? I AIN’T ya enemy! Put those palms DOWN already an’ let’s talk about th’ mystery that just SEEMS t’be right on my mind: YOU.”
Shadow was so out of place that it would’ve been affront to his years exploring this realm. The thing about the Sol Dimension was that it was practically a living organism of its own. If it wanted to, it’d grip onto your very soul and drag you into its depth, forcing you to live by its rules and tempt you to live here an entire plane away from the world you once knew and loved. Nack came here by choice – he had to, his blood compelled him – and yet he has met so many fools out of their element that some of them went mad. Such inter-dimensional travel SHOULDN’T be possible, and yet the very existence of both the Chaos and the Sol Emeralds meant the rules of reality could be turned asunder at any moment.
Did Shadow fall here like the others? Did he, too, travel across the boundaries of the sky for a greater purpose? Nack Jimi Marvelous knew damn well that he was going to figure out one way or another.
“Judgin’ by ya accent an’ how RUH-UDE ya were t’me, I know EXACTLY what happened t’ya. Ohhhh. mate, how I’ve seeeeen it all before. If anythin’, I actually feel just a teensy-weensy bit BAD for ya. Yer confused, lad, an’ yer scared. Reallllll scared. Why, I imagine yer so far away from everyone that’cha loved an’ known that what I’M about t’say is gonna RIP yer mind apart like a bunch’a hungry dingoes with a defenseless tyke who just stumbled their way down a cliff!”
“YOU are in th’ SOLLLLLLL Dimension, buckaroo, or at least that’s what I’VE dubbed it! If ya don’t even know th’ island yer on an’ ya look THIS outta wack, I can tell ya this: you AIN’T gettin’ back home ‘less ya get’cha act t’gether, STOP muckin’ about, an’ realize that you an’ I? Why, we’re practically BEST MATES now, ya walkin’-talkin’ PIN CUSHION!”
“Now, what ARE ya gonna do, eh? We gonna start actin’ like adults, orrrrr do ya WANT t’die by a stroke? Whatever works fer ya, jus’ lemme know – I’ve YET t’see someone spell their own death as easiy as YOU might right now!”
" ...mhm. adults... right. because it certainly isn't you acting like the adult. "
this one certainly did enjoy the sound of his own voice, didn't he. after all of that ruckus ( the best word he could think of to describe it, in fact ), shadow allowed himself a moment to let it ... sink in. that's right. he knew he was certainly not in the dimension he originated from - chaos control made certain of that - but now, this place had a name. and this obnoxious cowboy hat-wearing stranger had one too. the sol dimension. fang. in fact, now that shadow got a better look at him, he seemed ... vaguely familiar. no. not vaguely. that's right! there was a fang in his dimension - the troublesome sniper that ran that absurd gang of ne'er-do-wells: the hooligans. and yet, this version of fang introduced himself as an explorer. it seemed that the multiverse theory was not only true, it was full of surprises.
" i won't die by stroke, but thank you for what i imagine is truthful concern. " he retorted, though did not retract the energy back into his palms. of course he wouldn't. that said, he took a step or too back; relaxed his stance. it seemed that he was a blowhard even in this world, and would likely have to be treated the same way. regardless, shadow knelt down, snatched the emerald back towards him in the same way a cat would hog a beloved toy. without taking his eyes off fang once, he scratched the air, opening it to reveal a black void beyond. a pocket dimension, but he was certainly not about to explain that to him.
" best mates, hm. " he contemplated, zipping the pocket dimension shut with a snap of his fingers - as if there were nothing there at all just moments before. " an interesting way to use that. we've barely known each other all of two seconds, and here you are claiming that we are the bestest of friends. very cute, and equally as naive. " in fact, he sounded eerily like a certain blue hedgehog shadow was not very fond of ( or so he claimed ), but the sentiment was simply not there. not even close. his tongue was dripping with lies, that much shadow could be certain of. it was the boisterous nature of the way he spoke that gave that away. but then again, even an infant could likely come to the same conclusion without much effort.
" well then. " time to transition. best not to linger on one subject for too long. at least he was providing... information, shadow supposed. better than nothing... he may know about the voices. but perhaps calling them voices would be a bad way to approach this. yes it is. why am i questioning that? shadow shook his head, perishing the thought. perhaps that fall really did mess with his mind - there was a bit of a fog 'round his head, he had to admit. " ...good to know that my trajectory shot me in the correct place. the sol dimension, was it?interesting... " that's right. he knew someone who was from this place, didn't he? the purple monarch, the cat with the power to control flames. blaze. she was from here... but it looked as if she were nowhere to be found. " a place of never-ending heat, so i've been told... looks like they were right. "
he folded his arms, looked across the sea. tranquil, like elysium, palm trees and coconuts abounds ( just like fang's breath, awful ), though shadow could certainly do without the sun beating down on him so relentlessly. horrible. perhaps there was some purpose to fang's cowboy hat after all ... though that accent was unfamiliar, to say the least. the fang he knew in his dimension had a southern one; rougher, tougher, hardened by years of experience despite the acts he liked to put on. there was indeed a history there, a difficult one. but this? this was ... unreadable at the moment. the only sol dimension native he knew did not speak like this, but she was a princess - of course she would speak differently from the rabble. that was how social hierarchies worked - that was how it always had been. that was not enough to prove whether or not fang was from here or anywhere. for now, shadow only had to assume that there was truth hiding in his words.
some sort of truth.
" alright, fang, " he started. how horrible that name sounded! he'd never have given his dimension's fang the dignity of using that absurd name. sure, that gigantic fang portruding from his mouth like a canker sore was likely the reason why he called himself that, but still. how subtle. " let's get something straight. no bullets will be shot anywhere, because pure chaos energy overpowers any sort of weaponry. this is non-negotiable. attempt to prove otherwise, and i promise you - you will be the one with a bullet through your sternum; the kind that eats at your insides like a fine wine. understand? "
shadow's glare intensified. of course it did. he did abhor wasting time, when a hunt was on. and speaking of the hunt... he didn't need the emerald to hear the voice again. louder, this time, though not by much. he froze in place, blinking once or twice as its scraping words scratched relentlessly against his mind. come ... closer ...
a weightlessness overcame him as shadow gripped his head, whipping around to hear the source of the voice over the massive forest beyond, pinching the fur and skin between his fingers. a bead of sweat fell from his forehead to his jaw, clinging there, until it fell to the sand. from there. it's coming from there. maybe... maybe he knows...
yes. he was weaker than he anticipated. finding that place on his own was going to be a chore to say the least. and here was an arrogant loudmouth who likely knew a thing or two about the place. as loathe as he was to admit... occasionally, choosing a bitter poison was far preferable to the inevitable, because fang had a point. should shadow choose to proceed as is, it was likely he would succumb to some sort of heat stroke, which would inevitably slow him down. the more disoriented he became, the less of a chance he had to find out the source of that voice. he had come unprepared, after all; rare for him, truth be told. this was a golden, strategic opportunity, and he would be remiss to let it slide.
sometimes, others could be useful for something. only sometimes.
" there. " he gestured, regaining his composure. " lead me beyond the trees. there must be a place there. a temple, perhaps. its energy is... calling me. "
shadow began taking steps towards the brush and trees; not enough to skate, that would come later. he gave fang one final look - stern, serious. if you take this seriously, so will i, it said, in no uncertain terms.
" whatever treasures lie there, you can have... as long as you don't get in my way. "
𝖎𝖓 𝖒𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈 … @misorasojamajo
" eh ... you ... "
for once, the black hedgehog prone to crawling the nights deep in thought was without a sound word to say. an idea to ponder. for once, his mind was as blank as the whitest sheet of paper without a word upon it. standing before him was the reason, a girl who was clad in pink - a witch, and while that alone was not something worthy of note, it was the fact that she was so ... sincere? maybe ... innocent looking. perhaps that was it, given the fact that he had heard a number of disconcerting reports that anomalies were occurring all over the city, that a malevolent entity had to be behind it. dr. eggman, perhaps. maybe remnants of the black arms ( though he was certain they were long taken care of ). but this...
frankly, it was the last thing he was expecting there on that street in broad daylight, with not a soul around save for the parked cars that were empty of people. these facts alone were enough to send him into what could only be described as, well ... a mental freeze.
he had definitely seen everything go flying in the air. he had seen the pink pulses of energy radiate all around. and yet, they were gone in a trace. and look at her - how innocent. but children had a tendency to lie ... didn't they? right. yes they did. of course, what am i thinking? she could be just like them ... pretending, putting on a cute face to fool me. ha! but she's wrong. very wrong. thinking this was enough to harden his face again, glaring right at her. through her, perhaps, if it were possible to burn through someone's head with a stare alone. of course, it wasn't.
he wasn't concentrating hard enough for that.
" so. it's you. the pink witch. " he uttered, nearly spitting out the words with all the vitriol of the thickest venom. bitter, full, viscous. " i expected someone older, but it seems life has a way of playing with expectations. now then... "
his arms folded across the white tuft of fur across his chest, and his eyelids drooped ever so slightly. best not lie, child, they implied. hopefully, she would get the message.
" care to tell me what game you think you're playing? a little mischief can lead to full blown destruction if one is not careful ... but surely, you know that. "
Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines – Moldy Old World
‘ whoa, buddy, there’s a lot to unpack here. ’
𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖆 𝖈𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖆 𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘
“ tch. oh really? “ a lot to unpack. what a joke. he’s heard better coming out of sonic’s mouth, and those didn’t even make him laugh! “ i would greatly enjoy hearing how when you have no method to your destructiveness. no smarts, no nothing. it’s pathetic, how obviously you carry yourself. “
shadow shook his head. tsk tsk. pathetic. this was the message he carried. why were so many of these individuals obsessed with their own power, when they could barely measure a measly one on the richter scale? though he had been warned about this entity, known as ... yuck ( an awful name, why did they get worse every time? ) ... there was something rather familiar about him. unnatural. as if he had been artificially created by something, and not naturally born. yes ... what did that remind him of?
well. he knew, but preferred not to acknowledge it.
“ understand this. i don’t tolerate behavior like yours. “ he continued, bearing one fang in a twisted snarl. glaring right at him. even if there was any sort of power lying underneath those hands, even if there was a destructive impulse that could rival shadow’s own ( in the past, of course ... not now ), acknowledging it would be a first misstep. “ rampages are the work of the weak-willed - and not the innocent kind. “
“ the one who should be unpacking one’s own actions here is you, fool. “
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* potential trigger warning : this post contains a lot of murder and possible spoilers.
‘ no more doing things separately. from now on, we fuck everything up together. ’ ‘ i’m not doing cocaine. i just have a feeling i would be unbearable. ’ ‘ what, you hear that? that’s the sound of the tables turning. ’ ‘ i just wanted your vomit. why’d you have to make it weird? ’ ‘ our kitchen looks like the inside of a shark. ’ ‘ i had such a good day at the asylum. ’ ‘ kidnapping. why don’t governments do more to stop them? ’ ‘ we’re hand models and we have to protect our assets from sun damage. ’ ‘ killing people is hard. i used to think that was a good thing. ’ ‘ he worships you. you’re the queen of his spank bank. ’ ‘ sweetheart, you bought a car and now you’re grinding on the neighbors. this is not who you are! ’ ‘ i’ve been wanting one ever since this morning! ’ ‘ i feel like whatever i say is going to make you push harder against my vagina. ’ ‘ i really want to make this work. ’ ‘ sometimes you do shit you never expected for the people you love. ’ ‘ oh god, you’re in to sports? this relationship is getting even more untenable. ’ ‘ what a cute, weird couple you make. ’ ‘ i like not killing people – i’ve always liked it. i just forgot how much. ’ ‘ killing people is hard. i used to think that was a good thing. ’ ‘ we’re not good at murder. i happen to think that’s a positive quality. ’ ‘ oh no, my finger’s oozing again. ’ ‘ no, he’s fine, he just saw something on television and now he’s living his life by it. ’ ‘ i think he spent too much time in a hot car. ’ ‘ you could’ve slapped bloody hands on who knows how many dead asses. ’ ‘ whoa, hey, wow, look at your face! ’ ‘ you look amazing! like a sexy raccoon! ’ ‘ i am not a murderer! okay, technically i am. not even technically. literally. but i refuse to be defined by that one time i murdered somebody. ’ ‘ you bailed so you don’t get to have an opinion, okay? ’ ‘ nobody likes a backseat arsonist. ’ ‘ yes, it’s fun to be carefree and spontaneous and less hirable in a depressed job market. ’ ‘ oh my god, are you serious? you’d kill me with a bat? ’ ‘ you know what’s cool? i’m never surprised anymore. ’ ‘ i feel like a bus station shit in my mouth. ’ ‘ well, we can’t start killing people. ’ ‘ we’re getting life back to normal and killing people isn’t normal, sweetheart. ’ ‘ i love this idea. you’re an evil genius. ’ ‘ act casual. ’ ‘ you see? i’ve known you, what, five minutes and already i’d rather have you kill me. ’ ‘ new lesson: if at first you don’t succeed then blast his ass with tear gas. ’ ‘ just because something’s changed doesn’t mean it’s not still beautiful. ’ ‘ if you miss eating pizza, eat a man who just at pizza. ’ ‘ i just threw up. like a fair amount. ’ ‘ i know we have to kill somebody today, but we have to be parents every day. ’ ‘ i just stuffed a man in a meat freezer. cross that off my bucket list. ’ ‘ i am so glad this is not one of those diseases that dries your skin out. ’ ‘ here’s a solution: let’s all stop talking until i can think of what to say next. ’ ‘ god, there’s so many ways to mess up your children. ’ ‘ everyone is afraid of change, but when life is screaming ‘this is your new truth,’ you need to accept it. ’ ‘ be bold, be brave, and live your new truth, no matter what it is. ’ ‘ how do you have so much testosterone without balls? ’ ‘ i’ve just been lying here, successfully throwing a ball up and down. ’ ‘ i mean, he’s giggling a lot now, so that’s new. ’ ‘ i’ll let you do the math because he couldn’t. ’ ‘ you keep talking shit about us and i swear to god i will drop kick you. ’ ‘ try it and i will kick your twat so far up your throat that you’ll get pregnant giving blow jobs. ’ ‘ we’re gonna kill people, sweetheart. ’ ‘ we’re gonna kill people so you can eat them. ’ ‘ we’ve been us since high school. i’m not gonna bail on you now. ’ ‘ would it be weird if i took his watch? ’ ‘ don’t come at me with that weak tea. ’ ‘ whoa, buddy, there’s a lot to unpack here. ’ ‘ i’m panicking so my lizard brain is making a lot of the decisions. ’ ‘ well……. bye! ’ ‘ i started thinking about that nervous smile of yours. ’ ‘ you gotta stop saying that to people. ’ ‘ nice try blending in, you handsome, thick-haired, son of a bitch. ’ ‘ ‘i love you very much’? what the fuck is that supposed to mean? ’ ‘ sometimes i feel like you’re batman and robin and i’m… alfred. ’ ‘ damn, you still have that new baby smell. ’
Big, amber eyes stare at Shadow like he's something straight out of cartoon. She looks like she's in such disbelief upon seeing him - but why? There's mobians all over the place. What would make him so special? Maybe it's just.... the fact that his head kind of looks like a weird strip of bacon. If she fantasizing about gnawing his quills? Just a little bit. After a blink, she realizes that she had been previously cowering under the presumption of being chased. Now. She's just confused.
“ ...are you done staring? “ he asked, tone dripping with irritation. even if she was nothing more than a child, it was the silent staring that really made this even more frustrating than it already was. he supposed this is what happened when individuals were not properly introduced to society at large, as it were - though society had enough civility problems of its own, if he had to be honest. just look at him. he would know. but that was definitely not enough to forgive her, either, for being the spitting image of what many were calling the creeping terror of central city.
shadow, once again, was called upon to fix a human problem. annoying.
“ we don’t have all day. you’re causing problems in the city, and we can’t have you eating people. unless you have a defense for yourself, you look exactly like the reports i was given. “
“ at least wipe your mouth before going on a killing spree. “
𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝖋𝖑𝖞 𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖚𝖓 ... @pistolbitten
the trouble with peace is that it would often lead to the mind wandering. where it wandered to, of course, was rather unwelcome. in the events after the black arms invasion, he had been met with a variety of frustrating encounters - but none that made him question his self worth. there were troublemakers who sought to disrupt the natural order of things, ne’er-do-wells that terrorized innocents, and then there were the arrogant and blind hooligans who made life a living hell for everyone that was unfortunate enough to come into contact with them. but those were minor inconveniences that did very little to make him think for a second that the earth’s peace was to be disrupted, no. it would take far more than that to do so. and yet...
something was nagging him. a voice, like a siren song in the dead of night. when all was quiet, when there were no other noises to bother him ( thoughts, mainly ), he could hear it. deep, formless, yet terribly familiar.
“ come ... closer ... “
two simple words that felt to him cold, unforgiving, and horribly heavy in their emptiness. he could not make out the speaker, for it was not BLACK DOOM nor GERALD ... but something foreign, lacking identity. it sounded like a vacuous void of endless stars - and yet, simultaneously, it somehow felt warm ... like home. like ARK. maybe even the BLACK COMET. but its call felt distant, far beyond the sea. something that required him to chase it until he fell off the horizon and into the vacuum of space itself. but this was not an unwelcome prospect, truth be told. the way that the voice called to him sent him into a one-track minded trance, but the more he searched, the more it became clear that the voice was not becoming louder or quieter. it remained the same volume no matter where he traveled ...
until he gazed into the chaos emerald, one that he retained for himself. the voice grew louder only then - but it was not that the voice was inside it, but rather something that could be reached harnessing its power ... as if it were on its rims, tracing the edges over and over again. and so, finally, the decision was made. there was only one possibility: to utilize the emerald’s power - chaos control, in simpler terms - to cross into another dimension. the sol dimension, an answer that had come to him almost by fate. we won’t bore you with the technicalities, because shadow managed to do what he set out to do with no problems whatsoever. no accidents, no mishaps ...
only that he landed face first in a pile of sand when it thrust him a little too roughly into the overbearingly hot alternate world. what he felt almost instantly was the oppressiveness of the sun beating down on his black fur, making near mincemeat out of him. he groaned as he stood up, wiped the sweat off his brow. certainly not the best way to start this new journey of his - and how would he explain this to rouge? to omega? no. don’t worry about that now. they’ll understand that you still have some work to do. i might be shadow, but ... that can’t be all there is, either. surely, they’ll understand ...
with that affirmation to himself, he brushed all the sand off - so meticulous, elegantly - and stood back up. back straight, arms crossed. now then ... what was next? until, he realized ... his hand felt startlingly empty. eyes wide, he double-checked - no emerald. where could it have gone? surely not far. his heart skipped a beat, despite his face only showing a glare in the general direction of the sand beneath his feet ... until, a glimmer and a gleam reflecting off its purple surface. there! if it weren’t for the fact that --
-- a purple weasel was alarmingly close to it! a thief? not as good as rouge, and besides that, no thief would be this stupid to snatch it right out in the open where its owner could possibly be lurking, and definitely not innocent-looking enough to be a local. shadow immediately took off, skidded to a stop in front of him - that cowboy hat wearing buffoon - spraying sand every which way possible.
“ i don’t know what you’re thinking, but let’s get one thing straight. that’s mine. not yours. if you don’t back up now ... something UNFORTUNATE will happen to you. “
his brow furrowing, he curled his fingers, harnessing in his palms pure chaos energy - a luminescent pale green. a threat he was perfectly capable of carrying out.
“ hands off, and if you tell me where the center of this continent is, i won’t even graze you. “
I FOUND YOU, FAKER
“ faker? ha. YOU’RE not even GOOD enough to be my fake. not a hedgehog, nor even a crafty human ... just a gnat. a boneless, formless, meaningless amoeba. how does that feel? soul-crushing? right ... now then ... need a demonstration, or is that ADEQUATE enough for you? “
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the eldritch one.
though shadow eventually discovered that he was not the ultimate lifeform after all, nor was he the zenith of gerald robotnik’s efforts on project shadow, the revelation that he was created with the help of black doom’s blood inspired great terror in him - though he never did come around to admitting it to himself. though he managed to fend off the black arms invasion and overcome black doom’s mind control, there was still something off about his existence. the truth about shadow’s biological makeup is something that even he is still unaware of, even if he believes that he knows everything there is to know about himself. something still nags at him - perhaps because he has an affinity for space, has nightmares about consumption and neverending voids. bringing madness to the hearts of men.
shadow is, being related to black doom, an eldritch abomination. a lesser cosmic deity who holds the key to either destroy or save earth. while he chose to save earth before, the alien capabilities that lie dormant within him could strike at any moment, and twist him - sending him further into his own darkness. this is his next step - to realize his eldritch origins, and figure out what to do with them. hidden under his fur are strange appendages that can whip enemies and inject them with his own blood, sending them into utter madness. he is unaware of these, however, and has not used them just yet. in addition to these, he has the ability to weaponize his own blood, strengthening his chaos spears to become psychologically debilitating weapons. if pierced by one, the victim would be sent into the darkest corners of their mind, never to return at the spears’ most powerful.
in his true form, shadow is incomprehensible - but not because he is horrifying, but because he holds a beauty that is out of this world. so beautiful, it sends the frail-minded into paralysis. he could rule the entire earth, and potentially even the solar system and beyond if he were to give in to this power - but he would become completely imprisoned in his own isolation. because shadow was able to defeat black doom, his creator and the ultimate deity of the black arms race, shadow has awoken to a power far too strong to comprehend. he has the potential to take black doom’s place and create his own race of beings if he so chose - create his own pantheon of eldritch gods that would haunt the cosmos forevermore.
in other words, if sent into an uncontrollable rage... there’s no telling what the eldritch one is capable of.
shadow is terrifying at strategy. he’s cunning, he’s clever, and he’s quick. he has a pretty amazing understanding of the psychology of warfare and battling in general, and he can easily surmise how an opponent of his will try to fight him or mentally overcome him. black doom was the exception, as was eggman at parts, but this is only because his amnesia made him so vulnerable to malleability. generally, shadow is pretty immune to attempts to appeal to his internal struggles because he’s very aware of them. that said, shadow’s arrogance and overconfidence in himself can be his downfall at crucial moments.