wfm scholar

why does needing and god forbid wanting feel so incredibly embarassing

love is stored in the fox tail that's why they're so fluffy

[At the convenience store] No, no, no. None of these products are what I am looking for, which is the perfect platonic ideal of a snack. These are just shadows on the 7/11 walls

My mom and I were leaving the movie theater and as we were pulling out of the parking lot, I saw my friend walking down the road. I wanted to say hi to her but as I rolled down my window, my mom hit her with the car and kept driving. I have never felt so mortified in my life.

going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

My one basic opinion is that nobody should ever have to live in poverty and boy oh boy does this make some motherfuckers real mad!

my mother has started using the phrase "gendie neutch" with abandon

yesterday she said my "birthday fit" was very "gendie neutch" and i felt like i was in an episode of black mirror

the phrases "kill myself" "kill yourself" "let's kill ourselves" are sacred because brands cannot use them. holy in the literal sense

my heart goes out to the people who feel like they will forever be the friend who walks on the grass. the people who believe they will never be part of the main group. the people who think they live in the background and can come out of the shade into the sun only when there's room which there often is not. I am reaching out my hand and taking you with me away from people who don't appreciate you and we will walk under the sun together with us both on the sidewalk