Good God. Men Everywhere.

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

i love it when im rereading a story and i find these little breadcrumbs of foreshadowing the author left. everytime im like “ohoho!!!! i wouldve gotten that before if i had the big picture!!! and now i do!!! delightful!!!” and idk i just love being able to read the same story twice but have two different experiences. i like when a story has so many layers that it can keep you entertained for a long time as you unravel all its secret nooks and crannies. thats a good story.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

this post is like five posts per post

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

stratt upon finding out about bloodymary