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Suddenly, he started looking around. Something seemed different. Humans shouldn’t give off this type of energy. It was familiar though. He looked around. Was there another Lati trying to blend in here? He smiled when he figured out who he was sensing, and put a hand on their shoulder. He wasn’t going to try talking yet, just in case he was wrong.

When if got their attention, he let go of them, and waved. He then pointed to a metal name tag that read Leo Sue. How was he going to ask if they were secretly a legendary pokemon without seeming weird? Obviously by pointing to them, making a triangle shape with his hands, and then stretching his arms out like his wings.

"*yawn* I'm not tired I swear..."

"I'm too tired for this shit."

"Would you get mad if I fell asleep on you? You're so comfy.."

"You can take a nap on me if you want."

*wiggles around while dreaming like a sleeping puppy*

"I just had the weirdest dream... and you were in it!"

"My snoring's not that bad..."

"I do not snore!"

"Do I really snore?"

"I'm trying to sleep here!"

"That doesn't look like a very comfortable place to sleep."

*yawn*

"I do not drool when I sleep!"

"Do I really drool when I sleep?"

"If you do the cold water prank on me while I'm sleeping I'll kill you."

"If you do the whipped cream and feather prank on me while I'm sleeping you're dead to me."

*sleepy mumbling noises*

"Do I really talk in my sleep?"

"Do I say anything interesting when I talk in my sleep?"

"Have a nice nap?"

"Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."

"Want me to sing you a lullaby?"

"Having trouble sleeping?"

"You can sleep in my bed if you want."

"Your snoring kept me up all night."

"Go to sleep already..."

"You were crying in your sleep... is everything alright?"

"Bad dreams again?"

"Not another nightmare is it?"

"You look exhausted, you should get some sleep."

*draws mustache on you while you sleep*

"You woke me up... I was having a nice nap too..."

"I wanna go back to bed..."

"Wh-? I jus' woke up..."

"You sleep too much."

"You don't sleep enough"

"You look so cute when you're asleep. So peaceful."

“La~! Tii, ttt, Latte!” She hummed, leaning in when her brother patted her head. It was a good thing that the hours were slow and not many people were present, or she may have become the center of strange lala-related gossip. 

Have you been busy? She asked her brother wordlessly, hurrying to gather the coffee making supplies, I make money, did you know that? It’s used to buy human toys for human girls like Sama!

— And there, standing behind the counter, was the cafe’s perkiest barista. Also the most useless. All she was good at was drawing latte latios and latias.

“Laaa~!” And squeaking loudly at guests. Like her brother! And then practically bouncing around behind the counter as she waved at him, “La-La-Laaa!”

Leo got an idea. His human friend had to stop being a trainer because of his nuzlocke. He could take away his nuzlocke. Leo made his illusion run through the streets looking for Paulo. 

He beamed when he saw him, crashing in for a hug. “Lati~”He chirped proudly. He had an idea. He focused on blessing this human with his powers, and bounced on his heels when he was done. “La~”