Kibō

There is no conceivable way you will predict where this video culminates

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.

y’all talk so much about shower thoughts what about washing the dishes thoughts

the only thought I have when washing dishes is 'fuck this. I hate washing dishes'

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

Basketball basketball we love basketball

best scene in the witcher is when geralt is campin in the woods talkin about the first monster he killed (the man who tried to assault a young girl) and renfri is behind him listening in so you think he’s saying it for her benefit to convince her that He Respects Women but then she says somethin and geralt jumps and u realise he was literally just bragging out loud to his fuckin horse. exquisite

"spotify premium" this. "spotify premium" that. back in my day if we wanted to listen to music offline we used youtube to mp3 conversion sites and the only ads we got were hot single women in our area wanting to fuck us

i cant even imagine the temptation of living near a hotspot for paranormal investigators. i would be out there EVERY NIGHT fucking with them. that aint a ghost that made you pee yourself its me, the lich of the woods. gonna lay little traps for ya. gonna shake your tent while you’re sleeping. gonna make spooky noises. walk around in the dark with a cloak and a deer skull mask. hack ur little radios and say fucked up scary stuff. it would occupy all my time and thats why i cant live near one of these places. it would be almost too much fun