cooterville

You can take my porn. You can take my credit card. You can make me have to look at bullshit discourse. You can leave this site a buggy mess. My favorite game related to dragons is Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly. But you can’t take #weed and #girl from me. Why? Because I fucking love weed, and I fucking love women. ALL women. I will fight for women’s rights every goddamn day. I astral project when I’m mad to beat up astral misogynists sometimes. Women are so beautiful. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my blood, I would shed it into your clothes with a smile. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my teeth, I’d pull them out one by one with my own hands. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my sanity, well, I’ve already gone mad!  

GIRLS. MADE. YOUR. WEBSITE.  @staff @support​ They’re called Tumblrinas for a reason. Tumblr in 4chumblr was portrayed as a girl for a reason. Girls are the world, and chances are, a lot of the ones who helped this website grow also smoked a shitton of weed! I’m a dude, I know this. If you won’t listen to girls, listen to me. I beat everyone in 8th grade Taekwondo. I’m 6′5. I’ve read Marx. I can lick my elbow. I have an entire journal for manifesting negative energies in Chris Pratt’s life, and I can make another directed to you. I’ve lived hundreds, maybe thousands of past lives. The GODS sealed me in my prime form due to my chaos and power, that’s why I’m here. I was in the YAOI WAR. I destroyed ASTRAL YAOI RONALD REAGAN. The Yaoi War brought a god down to shreds, destroyed him; the ever powerful Dave Scourge-Uzumaki Johnson. It created a powerful devil from the ruins, Aoba Seragaki. You fuck with girls? You fuck with weed? You fuck with ME. I may never know the plights girls go through, but I can fight for them. 

Stoner girls run this site, not you, staff. So give back the fucking tags. 

You’ve messed with the wrong people. 

We are Steven Universe. We are Voltron. We are Destiel. We are Danganronpa. We are Sherlock. We are Dr. Who. We are Homestuck. We are Marvel. We are the Hunger Games. We are Yuri on Ice. We are Gravity Falls. We are the Onceler. We are Sans. We are Weed. We are IBS Warriors. We are those who discovered wearing a fedora makes you an asshole. We are the Mishapocalypse. We are the ones who fought against coffee shop Bronies. We are the Down with Cis bus. We are Alexandria’s Genesis. We are #girl.