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goldfishyayay

Friendfriendfriend!!!!!

I found them under a decomposing board in my garden :3333

OHVMY GOD ITS SO CURE ITS SO CUTE

grumpyballofpessimism

Yesyes!!!!!!! They were very very cute<3

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grumpyballofpessimism

elmers all glue tastes really good at first but then it has a terrible aftertaste:cc

very true although you can not beat the purple amazon basic glue sticks..

I’m very tempted to try the elmers glitter glue…cuz like sparkly..

sharksfloodingyourbasement

i think my dad has one thats iver a decade old in the basement should i try it

grumpyballofpessimism

YOU SHOULD LET ME TRY SOME!!!!!! Pleeeeeease 🥺🥺🥺🥺

sharksfloodingyourbasement

glue party ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

grumpyballofpessimism

Yesyes!! :3

grumpyballofpessimism

elmers all glue tastes really good at first but then it has a terrible aftertaste:cc

very true although you can not beat the purple amazon basic glue sticks..

I’m very tempted to try the elmers glitter glue…cuz like sparkly..

sharksfloodingyourbasement

i think my dad has one thats iver a decade old in the basement should i try it

grumpyballofpessimism

YOU SHOULD LET ME TRY SOME!!!!!! Pleeeeeease 🥺🥺🥺🥺

elmers all glue tastes really good at first but then it has a terrible aftertaste:cc

very true although you can not beat the purple amazon basic glue sticks..

I’m very tempted to try the elmers glitter glue…cuz like sparkly..

wildminti

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

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byjove

June is also men’s mental health month so I’d like to drop in and say that mine is not so good. It’s also Pride Month so I’m going to be treating the problem with yaoi.

sharksfloodingyourbasement

i like holding glass

assiraphales

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

goldfishyayay

i wish i could extract my thumb metacarpal (the one on the base of your thumb ??) and put it in my mouth so like feel it you know i like that bone alot

grumpyballofpessimism

..don’t do that please..

goldfishyayay

mm... first metacarpal bone.. mmmmm...🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

grumpyballofpessimism

No..let’s not..I’d really rather you put something else in your mouth..

rika-mortis

Life is beach

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goldfishyayay

i wish i could extract my thumb metacarpal (the one on the base of your thumb ??) and put it in my mouth so like feel it you know i like that bone alot

grumpyballofpessimism

..don’t do that please..

batmanisagatewaydrug

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

valeriapryanikova

hope in this void is graceful and as steady as a rock

lunarberrylatte

hey so you know even if the trans girl doesn't pass you still have to use her pronouns right?

even if she doesn't "try to pass" she still deserves the same basic respect you give everybody else.

even if she's done something bad that doesn't excuse you misgendering her on purpose.

i'm so sick of people treating trans people's pronouns as some kind of reward you get if you've been a good tranny.

this goes for those who use neopronouns too i dont care how "weird" you think it is especially if you're trans yourself.

it really is that easy :)

rubyumii

finally finished yey

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grumpyballofpessimism

i wish i could send you images over Tumblr cuz then i could spam bunny in a spoon and bunny on the bus

Do I want the bunny images spammed to me tho….? I’m not sure if I do…

goldfishyayay

yes you do

grumpyballofpessimism

…I’m not sure I do…

homunculus-argument

Libraries are sneaky, because once you go in, it's soo easy to get a library card, and once you have one, you can pretty much grab one of everything of all the stuff they have there with no consequence, and take it home. But then once you're home and you've read all the stuff you'll have to go back to the library to return the stuff, and once you're at the library again, you're at the library again, so might as well pop in to see what they got, and then you're hauling half their shit home again, and then you'll need to return to the library to return them, so you're at the library again

And the next thing you know you've read 3000 books, your crops are clear and your skin is watered, an angel descents from the heaven to suck your dick twice a week, and also you've got some books to return so you've got a perfectly valid reason to go pop in to the library. Just a little bit.

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