(づ￣ ³￣)づ

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

What did he say?

“Trans Rights”

songs to stand in the kitchen holding a knife to

only one other person has said this so for anyone else who was wondering: this is the asian black bear, or ursus thibetanus

stay strong queen your dick is huge

if you have knees, you are valid

homophobes have knees tho

not for long

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

don’t threaten me with a good time