just add water.

I want to be one of those girls who calls you kitten and other cute ass pet names to get you all flustered but the minute I start talking to a girl im interested in I can’t help but keysmash every damn sentence like a useless bottom 

i know i always say how much i want a gf, but can you imagine having a girlfriend????? like??? actually. having. a. girlfriend???? a girl who loves you? and cares for you? and gets worried about you? a girl that misses you?? is that real?? the concept of “girlfriend” is too much for my heart, i cant believe it exists wtf

hi christian yu / @/christianyu_ on ig had a bad experience with catfishing and no longer wants his pics used for roleplaying/etc (he was fully aware of roleplaying & what it is). please stop using him as a fc immediately & add him to banned fc lists ( sc, & a thread about it )

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

I absolutely do not like that.

Give me a vampire couple that’s been on and off again for like hundreds of years. Like they fight like crazy and break up and not see each other again for a long time but then come back together like nothing has changed and are all over each other in love. They won’t admit it but they’ll love each other forever no matter what, even if they’re not always together. 

Y'all be saying I'm cute but I don't have a boo so who lying???