be nice or Leave

I’m stupid and bi and it’s all u need to know about me

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

When a popular girl you follow reblogs your post its like getting pinned to the wall and kissed by her without any of your own input

“Would you like to use AI assistant?” I’d like to kill AI Assistant with a gun

you need to do a little dance in the kitchen. it is vitally important for your health that you do a little dance in the kitchen. you understand

i love cold room and lots of blanket

the concept of someone you’re into masturbating to the thought of you really is just one of the absolute hottest things ever

catching a whiff of my own perfume and being like “oh that smells nice!!!” small joys every day baby

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

*kisses you over the duct tape on your mouth*

do u wanna grope my tits while i’m wearing nothing but an oversized t shirt be honest

guy who fucks you harder when you call him a good boy