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feel  free  to  change  any  pronouns  or  subjects  (or  reverse).      dialogue taken from the movie home alone.

❛  who stole the hair dryer?  ❜

❛  you're not ready, are you?  ❜

❛  the big kids can. why can't i?  ❜

❛  it's not even rated r.  ❜

❛  hang up the phone and make me!  ❜

❛  didn't we talk about that?  ❜

❛  did i burn down the joint? i don't think so.  ❜

❛  are your folks home?  ❜

❛  all kids, no parents. probably a fancy orphanage.  ❜

❛  i don't know how to pack a suitcase. i've never done it once in my whole life!  ❜

❛  what was i supposed to do? shake his hand and say, "congratulations, you're an idiot"?  ❜

❛  excuse me, puke - breath.  ❜

❛  you're what the french call "les incompetents."  ❜

❛  this house is so full of people, it makes me sick! ❜

❛  don't you know how to knock, phlegm - wad?  ❜

❛  i wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!  ❜

❛  am i under arrest or somethin'?  ❜

❛  does santa have to go through customs?  ❜

❛  what is the matter with you?  ❜

❛  you're such a disease.  ❜

❛  why do i get treated like scum?  ❜

❛  he wets the bed. he'll pee all over me. i know it.  ❜

❛  everyone in this family hates me!  ❜

❛  i don't want any family. ❜

❛  i don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life.  ❜

❛  i wish they all would just disappear.  ❜

❛  shut up! i need a head count.  ❜

❛  [name], don't be a moron.  ❜

❛  you be positive. i'll be realistic. ❜

❛  i made my family disappear.  ❜

❛  [name], i'm going through all your private stuff.  ❜

❛  all right, [name], but what about my money?  ❜

❛  i'm gonna give you to the count of ten … to get your ugly, no-good keister off my property … before I pump your guts full of lead.  ❜

❛  one, two ... ten.  ❜

❛  keep the change, you filthy animal  ❜

❛  if it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.  ❜

❛  which way?  ❜

❛  hey, i'm not afraid anymore!  ❜

❛  i'm a criminal.  ❜

❛  you left the water running, didn't ya?  ❜

❛  what's wrong with you? why do you do that?  ❜

❛  it's our calling card.  ❜

❛  you're sick, y'know that? you're really sick.  ❜

❛  that's a sick thing to do! we don't need that kind of heat.  ❜

❛  don't tell me what to do!  ❜

❛  santy don't visit the funeral homes, little buddy.  ❜

❛  i don't like the way that kid looked at me. did you see that?  ❜

❛  he's so little and helpless.  ❜

❛  if you come back, i'll never be a pain in the butt again.  ❜

❛  i didn't mean it.  ❜

❛  you think i'd be here alone? i don't think so.  ❜

❛  'cause you're a stranger.  ❜

❛  last night the place was jumpin'.  ❜

❛  get the hell outta here.  ❜

❛  i don't know who's in there, but somebody just got blown away!  ❜

❛  somebody beat us to the job, they're in there!  ❜

❛  i recognised one of their voices.  ❜

❛  that's a good idea.  ❜

❛  of course it's a good idea.  ❜

❛  no, no, no. no way. ❜

❛  look, i have been awake for 60 hours.  ❜

❛  i'm tired and i'm dirty.  ❜

❛  now you're telling me it's hopeless?  ❜

❛  i think we're gettin' scammed by a kindygartner.  ❜

❛  ever since i laid my eyes on that house, i wanted it.  ❜

❛  let's take it one step at a time.  ❜

❛  you're afraid of the dark, too. you know you are.  ❜

❛  try it! try it! try it! try it!  ❜

❛  what's next, rabies shots for the easter bunny?  ❜

❛  here, hold out your little paw there.  ❜

❛  there you go. don't spoil your dinner. ❜

❛  you don't have to be afraid. ❜

❛  there's a lot of things going around about me, but none of it's true. okay?  ❜

❛  this is the place to be if you're feeling bad about yourself.  ❜

❛  how you feel about family is a complicated thing. ❜

❛  if you miss them, why don't you call them?  ❜

❛  i'm afraid if i call, they won't talk to me.  ❜

❛  there's weird stuff down there, and it smells funny.  ❜

❛  i found out it's not so bad.  ❜

❛  you won't have to be afraid anymore.  ❜

❛  just give it a shot.  ❜

❛  this is my house. i have to defend it.  ❜

❛  yeah, he's a kid. kids are stupid.  ❜

❛  bless this nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale.  ❜

❛  we know that you're in there and that you're all alone.  ❜

❛  we're not gonna hurt you.  ❜

❛  the little jerk is armed!  ❜

❛  that smart aleck.  ❜

❛  you little creep, where are you?  ❜

❛  i'll rip his head off!  ❜

❛  oh, no! i'm really scared.  ❜

❛  it's too late for you, kid.  ❜

❛  okay! come and get me!  ❜

❛  why, you! now you're dead! ❜

❛  why the hell'd you take your shoes off?  ❜

❛  why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?  ❜

❛  you guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?  ❜

❛  ooh, you're missin' some teeth.  ❜

❛  [name], don't move.  ❜

❛  did i get him? where is it?  ❜

❛  here, how do you like it?! huh?! you jerk!  ❜

❛  maybe he committed suicide.  ❜

❛  down here, you big horse's ass!  ❜

❛  i'm not goin' out the window.  ❜

❛  why, you scared? are you afraid? ❜

❛  get out of the way, you dope!  ❜

❛  hiya, pal.  ❜

❛  we outsmarted ya this time.  ❜

❛  what are we gonna do to him?  ❜

❛  we'll do exactly what he did to us.  ❜

❛  first, i'm gonna bite off every one of these little fingers, one at a time.  ❜

❛  maybe we shouldn't talk about this.  ❜

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