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this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

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Summer treat for the old men

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Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

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They’re switch.

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Art by Jakub Rebelka

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Kings sketches

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Digital collage works (without AI!) by Robert Roberto Diaz Drews

frostedmagnolias

Two-piece evening dress

c. 1885-1889

made by Tillie Heine

Minnesota Historical Society

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Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

postnuclearophelia

he got raptured

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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

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How about you mind your own damn business

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ruerock

how it feels to submit an attack on artfight

sreegs

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

sreegs

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

sreegs

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

parkchanwoohoo

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

commiefaggoth

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

#Andrew #Half of your freaks were tailor made 2 appeal 2 me specifically

iwilleatyourenglish

the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man

iwilleatyourenglish

i did it for a bit before he noticed. Paul, the single real estate novelist, and John, who got me a drink for free, went by undetected, but there really is no easy way to sneak in Davey, who's still in the navy and probably will be for life

iwilleatyourenglish

he got really exasperated and went "hang on, NO. i KNOW Davey."

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“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

jantesika

this is like the opposite of that "wizard vs artificer" post. the one that goes, like, "oh, you've just been summoning from the plane of water! I thought you had to combine hydrogen and oxygen, that's so much easier".

and I like that. because different methods will work for different people. sometimes you find it easier to start up physics and sometimes you find it easier to tear open the layers of reality.

gvalesdraws

today you would be fifty years old

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