Girth

Perfidious behaviour. 

Life lesson.

Never had a mountain up your arse mate? You haven't lived.

Remember - always do whatever you can to impress your colleagues

Welcome to a world where we surround ourselves with fake-luxury and fake-tits - just make sure you're on the guest list. Stand to attention (impotence won't be tolerated) as we pledge allegiance to the flag of the American D.ream. After all, we're only (sort-of) human.

Flashback to when THE FISH BIT DAD

PASSION 

The Fart of Slumber is the midnight evidence that we are all the same; all capable of monstrosities and hilarities alike. The inane and ridiculous idea that your onion-headed children share a semi-conscious mannerism with The Queen is as baffling as it is refreshing, as they both fart their dreamy arses out.

Monday's theme 🌏🌚

This is so us down the park after a few cans.

A bit of Monday (Tuesday) reading for everyone

Wednesday night feelings

We're very proud to say that we acquired this drawing from Leeds' favourite artist Mr Tony Tomlin yesterday. It will take pride of place in our fortified villa.

Well, what can we say - the video this purchase was made for will *probably* arrive one day.

I know it's up for me If you steal my sunshine

Practice RESTRAINT