it’s good.

you never see cross-fandom shipping anymore. there should be horrible discourse about chilchuck x karkat

for real though chilchuck would be way better for karkat than dave and it would give dave an existential crisis. karkat needs structure and drive but dave is just like a hang out dude, which karkat is fine with until he meets an adult man who is employed and realizes that being 26 isn't the same as being an adult. dave would be in absolute shambles and move out onto jade's couch and she would be super attracted to him but he's just not looking for that kind of thing right now....

the party meets chilchuck's new boyfriend at an alternian-style bbq and laios becomes obsessed with sampling all the different flavors of grubsauce

my bab y no 😭😭💔stop this is😭😭💔 im so sa😭😭💔 june egbert transgemder😭😭💔

Hey I can make up random lies and various bullshit about Andrew Hussie, too. Please give me one bajillion dollars and your unwavering, uncritical belief in everything I have ever said ever.

yeah so act 1 of homestuck is just. what if you had the smallest most constrained life in the whole world and every tiny thing that went wrong like the mail being delayed felt unbearably painful and every routine action you took like walking to the kitchen to grab an envelope had the significance of a life threatening spy mission and then, finally, something Happened to you, and for the first time in your whole existence you were part of a world bigger than the fence around your yard

i don’t care about ip theft and the homestuck team should really really stop banking on that argument considering they’re writing fucking homestuck.

i put this up on inprnt if anyone is interested :3