Grillie Cheese

listen i don’t know anything about Fallen London but you abbreviating it to FL made me think this was something happening in Florida and as someone who lives in Florida, i was prepared to believe it

Autobalance is such a bitch XD

Holy shite

No he didn’t

You won’t regret unmuting this.

Honestly, this being fake somehow makes it more amazing. Doing dumb shit whilst drunk, we’ve all been there. This dude intentionally flies EVEN MORE DANGEROUSLY THAN USUAL for the purpose of making himself look like a drunk taking a chance. That is goddamn WILD.

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

she killed him with a fuckin look

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

The new Spider-Man movie looks great.

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Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead