grievousGalaxy

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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(clumsily petting you) puppy. puppy. puppy. puppy. puppy.

do not have discord sex i was stroking my shit and discord face id'ed my cock as the 5300 year old mummy otzi i can't log in anymore

i'm having a bad day. someone is going to die today (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) and it's not going to be me. (gets scared someone will report me to the police) people around the world die of natural causes every day. (remembers i want people to think i'm smart) and i know who it's going to be (remembers i want to retain an air of mystery) but i'm not telling.

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

I love the way his armpits smell

I think switches should wear their collars even if they are domming

when a guy stretches and their shirt rides up a little so you can see their happy trail. they groan as they stretch. okayyy let me fuck you then slut damn

getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her