Someday, someone will best me.

going to queer meetups in the lands between and some raya lucaria student calls me butch because I wear full armor

I have a helmet because I don't want my skull to get caved in, emerald

better watch out, i’m the spectral knight. if you cross me, i’ll put a nasty hex on your deck that exhausts all the cards you don’t play. you heard me right. if you don’t beat me quickly, pretty soon your deck will only contain the cards you want to play, and not the ones you don’t. but how can you possibly defeat me when you’ve been CURSED with a small deck that consistently draws your best cards? you’ll be begging for mercy when you’re able to use your rare 1 energy cost area of effect damage card every turn, instead of every 4 turns. see, the number is smaller! that’s how much i have debuffed you. now— why are you laughing. stop laughing at me, you’re cursed! i- i only have low damage to compensate with my terrifying, overpowered debuff! i’m sure your conflagration+ will hit you by mistake one of these turns!

YOUR LIFE WILL GET 10X BETTER IF YOU LISTEN TO JAZZ MUSIC

moment of silence for my girl sheoldred wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

once i gave my ex a foot job in a crowded mall #tmituesdays

Let's all block op

You can crouch to block low attacks such as my signature foot job attack #tekkentuesdays

You wanna clash swords with me, you wanna clash swords with me soooo bad

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

dude turn on music. any album

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing