Someday, someone will best me.

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

Literally stop having anxiety it’s not real.

God, it feels nice to be excited for a set of Magic releases again. I really appreciate that the preview panel at MCAmsterdam focused exclusively on in-universe sets, and the worldbuilding and concepts for each of the three upcoming 2027 sets sound absolutely incredible. It's so, so heartening to see love and care be poured into the Magic multiverse still.

cats are small, simple, radially symmetrical creatures with no skeleton or brain. they survive off of whatever detritus happens to find its way to them, typically chunks of plastic and a bowl of wet food.

catgirls are small, simple, radially symmetrical creatures with no skeleton or brain. they survive off of whatever detritus happens to find its way to them, typically chunks of plastic and a bowl of wet food.

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

Are we friends.... Are we cutes.... Are we yay....

I wish I had a car bomb. I wish I was like 9 so I had balls. Läl. Her boyfriends tall and he plays Madden ‘06 so how am I gonna cum. So when I asked her out she said I was put in the hospital for type 5 diabetes. I wish I was a little.