My Not-So-Internal Monologue

took him fishing and all we caught was feelings 😔

oh, cuz y'all suck at fishing?

the fish weren’t biting but I was. nibbling on his earlobe like a skeeter.

oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication

This counts as a spell

Placeable AOE effect

“Art is happening everywhere all of the time” but an awful lot of it seems to only ever happen in New York and London, doesn’t it?

hey can everyone do me a favor and put in the tags why they chose their name? even if you don't go by a chosen name irl, you can put why you chose your online name.

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

btw if you’re kink shaming people, I hope you know that every single person who reblogs this post and I are shaming you

touch water (touch grass for people who like swimming)

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved