Greta Van Fleet Confessions

#wholesome - for anything funny, feel good, light hearted, happy, or otherwise unproblenatic. Avoid the drama. Go to wholesome

#controversy - the exact opposite of the wholesome. Anything that is criticizing, comparing, causing a stir, sad, angry, or otherwise not pretending this is a perfect world. These confessions are just as valid and important as the others, but they might make some people upset or cause some riffs

#relationship - anything to do with the boys and their actual significant others. Not your fantasy about them, that's #thirst, but Jita, Joy, Micah, Mackenzie, exes, marriage prospects, etc. More inclusive than the previous #girlfriends because there is some... speculation, I shall call it, in some confessions

#thirst - You think they're hot? (Yes) You think Josh has a nice ass? (Yes) You think Danny has amazing arms? (Duh) You wanna cuddle Sam after he fucks you? (Who doesn't) This is the tag for that. Anything about wanting them or how hot they are goes right here (might also be crossed with #looks a lot)

#looks - exactly what is sounds like. Anything about how the GVF boys look, good or bad (most, hopefully, good)

#the music - anything pertaining to the actual music, whether its getting excited for a new album or comparing songs or wondering about covers

#nsfw - anything that is Not Safe For Work, which is 99.9% sexual thirst on this blog. Bewarned, we are horny

#ask - uhh.... asks. Of any kind. Messages for me, about the blog, requests for photos, etc etc. Just. Asks

#message - anytime we make a post with something to say to me lovely followers. Informational (like this one!) or letting y'all know that I'm taking a break or anything else I need to say

#silly - I've realized that there are some silly confessions, just cause the phrasing is intentionally humorous or the subject is meant to be a joke! Here they are

#androgeny - I love androgynous guys. Apparently y'all do, too! Anything to do with their looks AND femininity goes here, but also under #looks and/or #thirst

#social media - anything to do with their social media presence, mostly the controversy surrounding their actions or inaction (seriously y'all just choose) about the current political and justice issues in America, BLM, representation, etc. Streamline the controversy, get mad, look at #social media

#family - I kind of don't want to make this one, but there's been enough confessions to warrant it. Anything thay has to do with the Kiszka or Wagner family is here, whether its their mom's or sisters or anyone else. Hopefully will not be nasty stuff, I don't condone involving celebrity's families in things but it is what it is

#news - on the very seldom occasion that something noteworthy enough happens, I will reblog it to this blog! The official release of a new album, a whole new load of merch, new management, etc. This confessions blog is forcing me to actually keep up with stuff lol

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#reblog - sometimes I reblog things! Other people's personal blogs get confessions sent to them often and, with permission, I like to reblog them. #reblog also includes any time I reblog one of my own posts!

#greta van ass - because of THOSE pictures, and the amount of confessions I have about them (hopefully the stream will never stop) this is a tag specifically about their butts :)

As always, but with no less genuinity, thank you to everyone. I might be doing the posting, but y'all are the reason @gretavanfleetconfessions exists and continues to exist. I want the experience to be as easy and enjoyable as possible - hence this post - so thank you to everyone who has also given me feedback and patience.

Peace 🌼✌ - Lulu

P.S. @love-philautia is now co-moderator of this blog, she puts in so much wonderdul and selfless work to keep it running!

"After seeing the GVF parents, I think Jake and Josh look more like their dad and Sam looks more like their mom. Danny has his mom’s smile, but the rest of his face is all from his dad."