Art_gremlin

the dictionary is a dating sim and oh buddy did i just get the sex ending with dord

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

I'm going to go to sleep in my bed for 400 hours

They made a version of Netflix called Sadflix for sad things. You scrolled through it like TikTok

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

PROBLEM ONE CAN BE SOLVED BY USING YOUR OTHER ARM?

WE ARE IN A BRAVE NEW FRONTIER

Are there any visual novels worth playing? I've never played one. And I don't mean donkey donkey club or anything like that.

I try my best to be optimistic for the future because I don't think I'll gain anything of benefit from being pessimistic

ok but like. the haircut scene. stone gets SO close and touches him SO much. like he is fully manhandling that nerd. the chokehold? the dominant hair/chair grab to tilt ivo back? i need a fic where ivo takes note that he's getting dominated/manhandled and not only is he letting it happen he realises he LIKES it.

Angst idea: what if OWCA don't like how Perry communicated with Heinz so they decided to erase Heinz's memories about Perry and send another agent to him and send Perry to another villain

they added 10 new tenses to english

Doofenshmirtz and his comically large heart locket hanging from his neck