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Acquired Stardust
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Tenna pixel art + Battlesprite
*sees post*
"Ha, that's so me"
*realises post is about specific disorder that I've been researching and think I might have*
"Oh shit"
Scientists have the opportunity to do the funniest thing here
I have siblings, and yet when it comes to children I have absolutely no concept of how to treat them, I haven't dealt with the concept of children characters in a while, but I am so bad at handling them
It's...an it, a thing, the child, a baby, your pet, a creature that bites you and needs to get vaccinated
It's....an underdeveloped thing... it's a pet if you have not birthed it, and it's a parasite if you have. I don't understand it, it's just a weird thing in your house
The good thing is that I don't need to deal with human offspring in my media as much
mhmm mhmm
i just treat em as lil guys lil dum dums
They're like kittens, you grab them and they bite and scratch the shit out of you, so you stick them in a box and observe...
I have never owned kittens
schrödinger's child

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I don't know shit about religion, what am I doing here???
This is something the movie version of Percy Jackson would say
5 minutes into the 1 minute plank and your buddy says “45 seconds”
To say nothing of the Skin Taker
Step 1: Submit to the skin taker
Why is telling people things so hard? Why can't I just project my thoughts into someone's head so they know what I'm trying to tell them?
If I had a nickel for every time a Tim Burton movie starred Johnny Depp, I'd have nine nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's way too many.
“I’m just a casual Jekyll and Hyde fan”
I say, clutching my 6 J&H related books to my chest while listening to my 3-hour J&H playlist and scrolling on J&H Tumblr
You know you're not a casual fan anymore when you start abbreviating it

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I like all Hydes. Pretty Hyde, ugly Hyde, big buff Hyde, twink Hyde, canon Hyde. I love you all.
This implies that canon Hyde isnt pretty, ugly, big buff, or a twink.
friends of mine brought up the idea of goose-coded hyde, because only geese would be evil enough to trample children
Casually trampling children goose-style
Guess I'm being semi accurate Hyde for Halloween (the pants will be different and the shirt tucked in)
My mom has nice enough clothes for me to be Jekyll, but I'm too short
I think oversized Jekyll clothes are the perfect outfit for Hyde
we are not bears i fear
But what if 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Reblog if you have a bear to cuddle with this winter
Some people really be out here wearing easily grabbable scarves (it's me, im people)

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Conversation with a random child on the bus
Kid: "are you a boy or girl?"
Me: "I'm a boy"
Kid: "why do you sound like that?"
Me: "I need to practice using my vocal cords"
Kid, pointing to my glasses: "do you wear glasses?"
Me pulling them out: "oh yeah-"
Kid: "put them on"
Me putting them on: "okay..."
Kid: "keep them on, you look better."
"I need to practice using my vocal chords" is my new favorite sentence
One of those "Play games and win money" apps needs to add Minesweeper as one of their games, cause I would play that shit till my thumbs bleed