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Tenna pixel art + Battlesprite

#tumblr #undertale #deltarune #pixel #tenna deltarune #mr ant tenna

*sees post*

"Ha, that's so me"

*realises post is about specific disorder that I've been researching and think I might have*

"Oh shit"

#tumblr

Scientists have the opportunity to do the funniest thing here

#tumblr #funny #joke #jurassic park #jurassic world #news headlines #dinosaur

floofyflooftheallmighty

I have siblings, and yet when it comes to children I have absolutely no concept of how to treat them, I haven't dealt with the concept of children characters in a while, but I am so bad at handling them

It's...an it, a thing, the child, a baby, your pet, a creature that bites you and needs to get vaccinated

It's....an underdeveloped thing... it's a pet if you have not birthed it, and it's a parasite if you have. I don't understand it, it's just a weird thing in your house

The good thing is that I don't need to deal with human offspring in my media as much

mhmm mhmm

i just treat em as lil guys lil dum dums

spaceboibrainrot

They're like kittens, you grab them and they bite and scratch the shit out of you, so you stick them in a box and observe...

I have never owned kittens

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schrödinger's child

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spaceboibrainrot

I don't know shit about religion, what am I doing here???

greennose49

This is something the movie version of Percy Jackson would say

catchymemes

grabnok

5 minutes into the 1 minute plank and your buddy says “45 seconds”

somethingusefulfromflorida

To say nothing of the Skin Taker

greennose49

Step 1: Submit to the skin taker

Why is telling people things so hard? Why can't I just project my thoughts into someone's head so they know what I'm trying to tell them?

#tumblr #random things

If I had a nickel for every time a Tim Burton movie starred Johnny Depp, I'd have nine nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's way too many.

#tumblr #funny #joke #tim burton #johnny depp #phineas and ferb

unextinctarchaeo

“I’m just a casual Jekyll and Hyde fan”

I say, clutching my 6 J&H related books to my chest while listening to my 3-hour J&H playlist and scrolling on J&H Tumblr

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You know you're not a casual fan anymore when you start abbreviating it

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youraveragehydefan

I like all Hydes. Pretty Hyde, ugly Hyde, big buff Hyde, twink Hyde, canon Hyde. I love you all.

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This implies that canon Hyde isnt pretty, ugly, big buff, or a twink.

bvtterfrii

friends of mine brought up the idea of goose-coded hyde, because only geese would be evil enough to trample children

greennose49

Casually trampling children goose-style

spaceboibrainrot

Guess I'm being semi accurate Hyde for Halloween (the pants will be different and the shirt tucked in)

My mom has nice enough clothes for me to be Jekyll, but I'm too short

greennose49

I think oversized Jekyll clothes are the perfect outfit for Hyde

kosmogrl

lucien-calore

we are not bears i fear

marian-devotee

But what if 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

greennose49

Reblog if you have a bear to cuddle with this winter

Some people really be out here wearing easily grabbable scarves (it's me, im people)

#tumblr #funny #random things #scarves

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spaceboibrainrot

Conversation with a random child on the bus

Kid: "are you a boy or girl?"

Me: "I'm a boy"

Kid: "why do you sound like that?"

Me: "I need to practice using my vocal cords"

Kid, pointing to my glasses: "do you wear glasses?"

Me pulling them out: "oh yeah-"

Kid: "put them on"

Me putting them on: "okay..."

Kid: "keep them on, you look better."

greennose49

"I need to practice using my vocal chords" is my new favorite sentence

One of those "Play games and win money" apps needs to add Minesweeper as one of their games, cause I would play that shit till my thumbs bleed

#tumblr #funny #mistplay #justplay #minesweeper

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