the book is better

This post exempts you from any and all “If you don’t ___ this post, ____ will happen.” You are hereby immune to it all. You are now protected! Be free!

parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function

skull + crossbones on a bottle = pirate medicine

skull + crossbones on a bottle = pirate medicine

If you're thinking of getting a pet portrait as a gift for Christmas it'd be good to get your name on the list soon to make sure you're able to get it time!!

reblog to tell your moots that even if they disappear from the face of the earth you will always remember them.

"Diversity of opinion" but the opinions are "We should use a chainsaw to rescue a cat from a tree" and "We should trap more cats on the tree and then set it on fire"

To clarify: If those are your only options (and they often are) it's your moral imperative to choose the chainsaw.

Fuck this rhetoric. You are not obligated to choose the chainsaw. Go create a better solution.

i feel like i say this a lot but genuinely i do think aspecs in fandom should be allowed to kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and ki