g r e e n a r o o

itty bitty boys

mississippi boys

inner city boys

i like the pretty boys with the bow tie

get your nails did, let it blow dry

i like a big beard

i like a clean face 

i dont discriminate, come and get a taste

from the playboys 

to the gay boys

go and slay boys, you my fave boys

credit to: say-never for template

I will not like Green Eggs and Ham.

I will not like this - sheesh, god damn.

I will not watch this on a plane.

I will not watch this on a train.

I will not watch this with a fox.

I will not watch this in a box.

I will not see it then or now.

I wouldn’t watch it anyhow.

I would not see it with a friend.

I would not watch it till the end.

I will not start it “just to try”.

I will not waste my precious time.

I could not - would not - see this flick.

I’m going to slap you with my dick.

I will not watch Green Eggs and Ham.

This extremely rare Pokémon is known to only a select few in Alola. At one time, it was known only by the kings of Alola and their heirs, and it was called “the child of the stars.” The Aether Foundation is researching this unusual Pokémon, and one of the professors at the foundation recently dubbed it Cosmog.

Cosmog is very curious and shows no fear of people or Pokémon. If you treat it with any consideration at all, it will take an immediate liking to you. This personality trait often leads it into danger.

ok

NICE

hell ye!

no…….

yes?

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thank you so much!

if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations 

will only talk to people if they start conversation first 

my walking speed is too fast to be walking and too slow to be running

if you talk to me too many times i start repeating dialogue

if you do a small favor for me i will follow you around without questions

i will drop a lot exposition if you ask

sometimes i get stuck on doors

you may stand in a straight line from me holding a corpse but its more than 10 meters so i will not notice