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> This thing on?
~ greed ur gonna drop our phone
> Can it, piss-ant. I’m not stupid.
> Wait, shit—
~ .
> . . .
~ (≖、≖ )
> Okay. Maybe I’m stupid.


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@greedy-donuts
||| } @ greedy-donuts is typing. . .
> This thing on?
~ greed ur gonna drop our phone
> Can it, piss-ant. I’m not stupid.
> Wait, shit—
~ .
> . . .
~ (≖、≖ )
> Okay. Maybe I’m stupid.

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D: Greed you can't eat the ocean there's a lot of cute animals in there. Maybe it would be more fun to learn about them instead
||| } @ greedy-donuts is typing. . .
> I’ll just buy the ocean then.
~ i dont think u can do that
> When I rule the world no one can tell me no. And I’ll feed all the trash in it to assholes I don’t like.
~ like garbage cans
> Like garbage cans.
The ocean is a soup.
||| } @ greedy-donuts is typing. . .
> Hell yeah. Maybe if I try hard enough I can eat the whole ocean.
~ dont drink the ocean water greed r u stupid
> What? Why not?
~ u know it dehydrates u right
> But it’s water.
~ SALT water. theres a reason people call the ocean a desert of water
> Imma drink it
~ dont u da
~ .
~ ok hes drinking it ( ̄.  ̄|||)
guy with dissociative amnesia voice: yeah i just don't think i have any sort of amnesia with the dissociation. i would remember if i was forgetting something
||| } @ greedy-donuts is typing. . .
> Yeah like. Shut up
~ ur lying to urself
> Genuinely get the fuck out of my face what did I ever do to you shut the fuck up piece of shit I specifically don’t lie you don’t know what you’re talking about little bitchy ass spoiled ass prince
~ wow that simple phrase hit a nerve huh
> I’m not talking to you anymore.
~ lalalala then i guess ill just sing to myself lalala ooohhhh country roaaaddssstake me homeeee to the place i belooongg sweet virginiaaaa
> God if you can hear me
Ahem. Is cereal soup and a hot dog a sandwich?
||| } @ greedy-donuts is typing. . .
> Absolutely. I think I should be able to say I have two bowls of soup if I have one bowl of chicken noodle and one bowl of cereal.
~ this feels blasphemous ( ̄^ ̄)
> Okay, no, just think about it. Soup is a bunch of edible shit floating in edible liquid. Cereal is a bunch of edible shit floating in an edible liquid.
~ i think the word is potable for liquid greed
> Pff. That’s not a real word.
~ yes it
~ whatever. at least use drinkable
> You’re just pissed off that I’m right.
~ CEREAL ISNT SOUP

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I know it’s about the same as how ever much ground a groundhog would hog if a groundhog could hog ground, but. Hmm.
||| } @ greedy-donuts is typing. . .
~ ten thousand
> Agreed. Ten thousand what
~ ten thousand
> You’re a dumbass.
if when you go then do you not or is it the then why do you?
||| } @ greedy_donuts is typing . . .
> . . . Hah?
~ yes i do the do i did not the is when i went and it is the then
>
> ???????????
> What language are you speaking right now??? It isn’t fuckin English.
~ bié shuō le huàidàn^. if u were cool u would know
> That sounded aggressive.
~ teehee (◠‿◠)
^stop talking, rotten egg.
QUICK ANSWER OR THE WORLD EXPLODES!!! AAAAGGGGHHH!!!
what's your guys' fav meal C;
||| } @ greedy-donuts is typing. . .
~ wow those r very high stakes i certainly feel the pressure. i like xiaolongbao but i also like fried donuts and vanilla ice cream and shrimp fried rice and
> They said meal, dipshit.
~ yea. i know
~ ur turn btw
> Three medium rare steaks and some liquor.
~ thats not a balanced meal
> Yours isn’t either????
~ -3-