People following me for Ghost content witnessing my entrance into my "weirdly obsessed with plants" phase, like: "These aren't the monsterfucking ficlets I signed up for..."
Me, mid-explanation on the origins of potatoes in Europe: "-Would it help to imagine this is Mountain explaining this? I can't make it horny, I mean, I can try... How do you sexily discuss lenticels...?"
I had a head cannon after reading your potato posts that there is an earth ghoul or a grounds keeper who loves to garden and grows the best potatoes the clergy has ever had. Also picturing them following around Copia/a random clergy member, lore dumping about potatoes.
Poor Copia is sitting there like...
Copia: "Yes, yes, that's very lovely, ghoul, tell me-"
Ghoul: "...About the study of Entheogens and Ethnobotanists? Well, of course!"
Copia: "I-"
Ghoul: "There's this one ethnobotanist named Jeremy Bigwood, which, yes, hilarious, but there's this guy named Danny Staples, and that name sounds SO fake-"
Copia: "...We're going to gloss over Bigwood?"
Ghoul: "...is that not how you polish it?"
Copia: "Haha-"
Ghoul: "...Did you know potatoes are herbaceous perennials? That means they have no persistent woody stems above ground-"
Copia: "...We are... back to potatoes?"
Ghoul: "..."
Copia: "..."
Ghoul: "Patata Copia."
Copia: "No-"
