Winter

I love giving vampires chronic illnesses like symptoms. Especially POTS. Like oh, you don't have enough blood flowing through your body? Have fun on the GROUND unless you chug an absurd amount of blood.

Newly turned vampire Joaquín who is scared of night time because he is afraid he might lose control of himself and hurt someone. Bob who is the only one Joaquín allows to stay with him because it is basically impossible for him to hurt Bob.

Doctor looked like Eva Stratt and Anesthesiologist looked like Frank Langdon. I really thought that was it for me.

So people have spidersonas but if I call myself Dykedevil all of a sudden everybody's got a problem.

I have hope that Shang-Chi will have a big role in Doomsday considering Simu Liu has talked about reading the script while other actors like Sebastian Stan have said they weren't allowed

Butch stone top Bob and Femme pillow princess Joaquín... yeah yeah

Sambucky isn't even a ship to me that's God

Accidentally posted my fic with no summary and only realized hours later. There's no other choice now. Bring out the saw traps.

Is anyone else concerned that the scientology runs are lining up with top gun 3? I fear Tom Cruise is going to shoot them into the sky and yall will be on ao3 writing homoerotic fanfiction about the victims.

I was watching thunderbolts in Spanish with no subtitles and I still cried. Florence Pugh's frown truly transcends the boundaries of language.

I think everyone skipped over the pony joke in Thunderbolts way too quick. WHO WAS Alexei driving. Who the fuck is freaking it in the back of the red guardian limo? More importantly: Did he implement these features around the Avengers tower as well? If someone presses the wrong button it's going to get really awkward really quickly.