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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

actually the most flirty married part of that video was phil being like test me test me on my f1 knowledge and dan looking at him like he hung the MOON as phil got answers right like im blushinggggg i shouldn't be here

i’m in shambles why would they talk about october 19th like that is evil that is unhinged behavior

LIKE ITS LIKE. LIKE WE'RE JUST SAYING IT NOW? WE'RE LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM AND WE'RE BEING LIKE HAHA COOL ELEPHANT. YOU MISSED THE MEMO IF YOURE ASKING THE ELEPHANT ABOUT BREAKUPS. THE ELEPHANT HAS BEEN LOCKED DOWN FOR FIFTEEN YEARS IF YOU HADNT NOTICED. ARE YOU LOST AND CONFUSED IF YOU DONT SEE THAT ELEPHANT RIGHT THERE?

“I survived dnp hiatus!” cool now try surviving dnp consistently uploading

The caress and flick are going to do me in I know it

The 2023 dnp baking video would’ve sent me into a coma in 2016

"i'm hot, i don't know how to count" BABYGIRLLLL

they’re getting the halloween decor out of storage for spooky week 2k23

MANIFESTING WORKS GOD IS REAL

i just kinda think if you've ever gone on the internet claiming dan and/or phil were heterosexual you should probably feel embarrassed about that forever. i dont care if you were 10 have some common sense