no time to think of consequences

Just a typical day at school but guess what it’s fucking friday and it’s time to fucking party at the apartment. You alright?

Exactly! Yeah, I've just been thinking too much lately, I think.

Would you miss me, Granny?

I'd miss you more than your hair, which is saying a lot, lil crabapple.

You know, military school may still be an option for me. I forgot about that.

No. No, it isn't.

It’s been okay, but now it’s fanfuckingtastic.

Yeah? Tell me about it, c'mon, I need the distraction.

So, I was thinking about cutting my hair…

Do you remember that one time you mentioned military school and I was like, but your hair? Gabe, how could you.

you’re too kind

no, I'm too magical. Hogwarts said so

Don’t give me those eyes, it’s like literally impossible to imagine myself strangling you when you look like Bambi did after they shot his mother. —— It got all messed up as in you kissed her and then realized your feelings for Tizi? Or you kissed her even though you knew you had feelings for Tizi? I know I’m being complicated.. but I’m also not hitting you anymore or threatning you with poison.. that’s a start.

I kissed her and then realized. I know she deserves better than that, I know. I'm sorry.

I don’t know, anyone besides me! I’m not that trustworthy, at least I don’t think so, anyways. But, thank you for thinking so, you’re definitely on my top list, as well. You can be intimidating? Really? Because, out of the time I’ve known you, you really haven’t been intimidating at all, but that’s not a bad thing! I’d rather not feel intimidated. I think that’s what the majority of the Government does, honestly. But, hey, they’re richer than I’ll ever be, and they have more power than I’ll ever have, so I can’t hate on that. – Repay me? You don’t have to do that. I’m only here to help.

But you always have the best opinions. Thank you for thinking so too, especially since I wouldn't say it about myself, either. I guess that's true, I think Blair Waldorf was mad wrong when she said it was better to be feared than loved if you can't have both.  Richer, but more stressed out, definitely. You seen how fast Obama aged in just his first time? You couldn't pay me to go into government. Are you sure? I could bring you food.

Where your face is melting off and you can’t feel your mouth anymore. Yeah, it’s that crying face and everything else.

Wow, you're hardcore, Tommy. I don't know man, she's a business woman, I kind of admire that.

I’m not saying it’s a bad idea, but in a month when you find yourself stranded in a ghost town with the nearest gas station ninety miles away, you’re going to wish that you had bought yourself a replacement cell phone so you could call for help instead of sending out smoke signals and crossing your fingers somebody finds you before you die of dehydration.

When will I be going to a ghost town? Like a themey one? I could be down with that, I'll even wear the fake cowboy hats. Wait, has this happened to you before?

You’re completely clueless aren’t you?  —— Of course she is! This is Bella, I mean granted most girls would feel the same way but Bells especially. She’s little, little people have bigger feelings.

Yeah, actually. I didn't know she was.. I don't know. It got all messed up, Ly.

Aw, thanks for always believing in me. Oh no! Deal with you? Everyone better be onboard with this, or the should start counting their blessings. Otherwise, they’d have to deal with Grant himself. How terrifying. The mayor… Possibly. I actually have no idea. What does the mayor even do, anyways. – You’re welcome. See, I basically just saved your life.

Of course, who else am I gonna believe in? Besides Beyonce. And a few friends. But you're one of them. Hey, you say that like you don't think I'm intimidating. I can be intimidating, I'm a wordsmith and -- okay, I see your point. Honestly, I think he just sits around and looks pretty, I've been in those offices, they're a mess. You did, actually, I'll have to repay you.