evil will triumph

// kitty dress! //

Okay, so maybe they were still enemies and Puma was just lying to the zombie's face. But Puma's weird old man crush on Chapuza was completely real, even if it was a bit of a love-hate situation.

"Es just like Sartana. At first, I only pretend to love him to gain his trust, but then our fake loves turn into the real loves, you know, the whole deal. And besides, he is very romantic and I love his muscles."

"Ay, ven aquí!" he nearly shouted at his partner. He grabbed the other man's face and pulled it to his, kissing him quickly before pulling away. He expected to feel regret immediately afterwards, but instead he felt nothing but satisfied. He'd been keeping his feelings in for too long and he figured now was a better time than ever to confess, even if it was in a rather... physical manner.

"...es for the Titan to kiss me. Or Chapuza. Or both. That would really make mi holiday."

//

"I... do not remember this."