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when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking
to see a marching band
luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually
like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.
Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"
90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."
The US and Israel have a long and well-documented history of false flag operations. And the fact that the US far right ends up being guilty of literally everything they accuse others of means their accusations of false flags against everyone else may as well be a confession.
We're about to have a bunch of alleged mass shooters and alleged terror plots that involve Brown people, with details like motives engraved on bullets, clearly-worded multi-page manifestos, Qurans in their cars, wearing "property of Iran" t-shirts, and so on. Each one will be a false flag operation orchestrated by the US regime. I wouldn't be surprised if some of them have obviously post-mortem tattoos that say something like, "I am doing this for Iran and <insert other Brown foreign powers the US government wants you to hate>."
God talking about magic in Tolkien you know I thought I kinda had it settled in my head, I’d accepted it’s kind of rare and unknowable nature you know? But then I reread Concerning Hobbits and like…
There’s a sentence that basically says ‘Hobbits didn’t study magic because they just didn’t go in for that sort of thing’ which fucks me up royally because it gives us two pieces of information.
- Magic can be studied
- Hobbits COULD have had magic but they didn’t want it
I’ve been assuming that Magic’s some inherent thing that requires a process of making and some element of mysticism and a little Valar influence thrown in but no! No apparently you can just read a book like… this isn’t HoME stuff this is Lord of the Rings secure 100% accepted canon material that we now have to just deal with! This means fucking Pippin could have been a Wizard if he’d studied hard enough! We have to process that! John! Did you ever think of that?!
also, Dwarves have magic. apparently. they can put curses on things. he just.. casually threw that one out there and never mentioned it again.
Yeah!!! Like the Shire just has a bunch of stated ‘clearly magical’ toys all about the shop. Like! What!
The dwarves of yore made mighty spells/ while hammers fell like ringing bells
You don’t even need to go back to yore! Good ole jirt just casually mentions in passing in ‘the hobbit’ that thorin’s company buried the troll gold and put lots of spells over it (I said curses by mistake up there but the book has ‘spells’) and then kept traveling. Like…wait. Jirt. Pls.
To my mind that’s an attractive thing about magic / enchantment /spells in Tolkien. It’s not a huge ‘wow look at that’ worldbuilding thing. It’s subtle and part of the world itself, so that you barely notice it. Magic in Middle-earth is almost like electricity: it does a lot, but people don’t stand around hitting each other with mains electrical cables, or say things like ‘I shall use my electricity to contact you from afar!’. Because it’s built-in and normal (I think we are seeing this transition with the word ‘internet’ too: I think it’s a word less used than it used to be, because now it’s intrinsic. We don’t ‘look on the internet’ any more, we google or check FB or go on Wikipedia or discord…). The words are artfully used too: look out for where he uses ‘spells’ ‘enchantment’ ‘magic’ ‘sorcery’ ‘wizardry’ ‘curses’ : all of these have different etymologies and that relates to exactly how Tolkien uses them.
I don’t think Pippin could easily become a wizard, exactly, because that’s a word that began with the meaning ‘philosopher or sage’. It’s more or less the same as the term ‘The Wise’. Sam Gamgee picks up an air of ‘Gandalf, of wizards’ about Faramir, and Faramir suggests that perhaps he sees something of Numenor.
But Pippin probably *could* learn to do things that hobbits would call magic, or spells. In fact, in Lorien, when Sam says that he’s interested in the Elvish rope, one of the Elves helping to load the boats says it’s a pity he hadn’t mentioned it earlier since they would have ‘taught him much’. Given that we later see the rope shines against the sudden dark that came over Frodo, and came when Sam called it, it might well be that if Sam had learned rope-making in Lorien, it would have included things that he would call spells. But no doubt the Elves would just call it ‘making ropes’. You can see it might be difficult to find a tutor in magic if everyone you ask about magic goes : ‘no idea. I hear these other guys can do all sorts of mysterious stuff, but it’s all just basic ropemaking here.’
The thing which is really innate is power level; but Tolkien’s magic is to a large extent, magic tangled up with *making* and *growing*. Things that everyone who has the Secret Fire of Anor in them can do. I expect that things which Hobbits wouldn’t consider magic is part of how the Shire grows enough food to be able to basically eat six times a day.
Any creative act is, to some degree, an act of magic, formalized or not, in Middle-Earth.
It is my personal headcanon that one of Elrond’s sons showed up at the hobbits’ house in Minas Tirith and said, “Look, it didn’t make it into any of the ominous prophetic messages, but Grandad said you were really keen on Galadhrim ropemaking techniques and didn’t have time to learn any in Lothlórien, so… do you have time now?” And Sam said yes, actually, thanks, I do!
Sam and Rosie and Frodo had thirteen children, and while Elanor became Queen Arwen’s handmaiden and keeper of the Red Book, and Frodo-lad inherited Bag End and perhaps his father’s work, the others must have done something with their lives. I propose that Gardner, Gamgee & Co. was the finest purveyor of elven definitely-not-magic rope in Arnor for several centuries thereafter.
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#lot of good thoughts in here #the question of Wizards is interesting because afaicr it’s a proper noun rather than a general noun; right? #like: there are only Five Wizards; “wizard” is not a codified term for just any magic-user trained in a certain way #it’s basically just for These Five Maiar #(am i wrong on that? must look it up) #and the way things pan out it makes me wonder if “sorcerer” works similarly; see also: Necromancer #Sauron after all is a Maiar who uses a bunch of different types of magic but nobody ever refers to HIM as a wizard #even though he has a lot in common with Gandalf and Saruman etc. if you’re looking at it from the outside #alternatively let’s ponder “The Witch King of Angmar” because… witches? what??? #JRR what does that even mean in the context of Middle Earth #and why is it being applied to a KING #(another thing to refresh my memory on i guess; i always thought it meant #that he was a King with witch-y powers in some sense; perhaps related to his ring #i never thought it might mean that he was a king over witches – i.e. that he had a bunch of servants who were “witches”; but hmm) #and then you have Gimli referring to Galadriel as an “elf witch”; which at least is a more expected use of the term #ANYWAY #all of that to say that beyond these terms it really IS interesting how magic may be something that happens all around #but people don’t think of it as such; even though they may regard the doings of a neighbor race or kingdom as being “magical” #because what THEY do isn’t a part of their own lives and thus it stands out #and i like the idea that the magic of the hobbits is in their making the results of their planting and husbandry super abundant

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."
"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."
“He’s a great guy” = he is pleasant and fun and well-intentioned
“He’s a great man” = he has saved countless lives and changed the world irrevocably
They bounce! 🧡💚💙
500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov
and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob
I'm watching the fellowship of the ring extended edition after using face, hand, and foot masks and I'm feeling moisturized and emotional in my hello kitty pj's.
I need to hit up half price books and maybe some thrift stores tomorrow. I wanna buy the trilogy and also the hunger games books. I haven't finished the ballad of songbirds and snakes and I haven't started sunrise on the reaping at all. I'm so behind :'o
she let me hit to further her labyrinthine schemes
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the people who go "we shouldn't be so open about nudity because it could trigger someone's dysphoria" are like two steps max removed from "fat people being fat in public could trigger someone with an ed". like peoples' bodies are not the problem here, trying to restrict someone else's body because of how you personally feel is indistinguishable from conservative praxis. i'm sorry if that sounds harsh but there is basically no interpretation of "we need to control the bodies of [demographic]" that does not fall down the slippery slope of fascism.
"...trying to restrict someone else's body because of how you personally feel is indistinguishable from conservative praxis."
PLEASE PREACH IT LOUDER.
My father is a classic layabout lazy bastard. He's the guy that people try to stereotype people on benefits as when they call them "dole bludgers". Sits in a filthy house all day whining that his wife won't clean it up, gets a great idea for a new business every few months and gives up after two weeks when it becomes clear that starting a business is hard, does everything he can to avoid doing a single scrap of work in life, uselessly drags his feet when the government forces him to actually do some.
Or at least, he was, until about three years ago, when he was sent off to do mandatory Work for the Dole at a volunteer organisation. He'd done a lot of Work for the Dole in the past, of course, and like most people who are forced to do a shitty job under the threat of starvation, was neither enthusiastic nor particularly useful. But in this particular place, he was given a job that he could do better than anyone else (he was one of 2 men working with a legion of elderly women, and the only person able to easily haul around the heavy goods that the organisation works with). He quickly found himself with a job he could understand, he could see the clear utility in, and that his coworkers greatly valued him for. He started arriving on time every day, putting in the effort, getting shit done. He started caring about the results. And when his Work for the Dole time was up, he kept volunteering.
He's one of two people paid to work in that warehouse now (the other person being the manager), and he's a lynchpin of activity there, their sole regular and reliable source of physical labour. When he takes holidays, they have to plan around it, because his consistent hard work has become such a critical asset to their work. And he's not taking nearly as many holidays as he should -- he works extra unpaid hours, lifts loads that are somewhat heavier than he should be lifting, shoulders the work of others when they need breaks, and we all have to urge him to take more days off for his health since he's not a young man any more. For my entire life this man has been a pile of old mud in the shape of a human, and the instant he found a job that fulfils his needs, he won't fucking stop. He's gonna die in that warehouse and die happy.
wow happy fat dragon friday the 13th
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I remember that moment as a kid when I realized
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the matrix: revisited (2001)
The masculine side of Morpheus is really evident in the Matrix and his feminine side is evident in the Neb.
hey why are we interviewing fishburne lying down on a garage floor
can dudes not just chill anymore
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