draw, if you be men.

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

What if your BOYFRIEND was getting DEPORTED and had to move back to CANADA so you decide to MARRY him but then you chicken out so your FRIEND says that SHE will marry him and then he decides to platonically marry your gay FRIEND instead and then you tell them to KISS but you immediately realize they are in LOVE and then the POWER goes OUT because your OTHER friend didn’t PAY the dumb ELECTRICAL BILL

bruce banner my beloved. bruce banner developing technology to suppress the monster within him. bruce banner whose first question after transforming back is 'did I hurt anyone' despite knowing full well it wasn't him at all. bruce banner getting sent off to a psychiatric facility whilst still asking if everyone is okay. bruce banner my absolute beloved 😩

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.