awesome its penis

as sentences go, "It's kind of uncanny how much this doll looks like you" is kind of a charming "oh my friends think about me" type deal to hear when it's in reference to an image of someone's cool handmade plush doll on social media, but it's also versatile because if i heard the same sentence in an antique shop I'd assume I need to book the next three weeks off to be a creepypasta protagonist

And if i heard it while held up to a mirror I'd assume I'm in the latter half of a mindbreak doujin

Consider: the hypnotist physically holding you down to whisper the induction into your ear while it gets harder and harder to thrash and struggle and eventually you're forced to accept that you are both physically and mentally weaker than them, right before you go limp and stop thinking much of anything at all

they don’t tell you this in school….but being weird and not normal about stuff is the most important thing you can do

draining your iq and you let me know that iq isn't really real and there's not even a standardized test and i get annoyed and keep going until you're too dumb to make that argument

You go to a coffee shop. The barista asks if regular milk is okay. You nod, and the cowgirl barista hikes up her apron and grabs her teats and

before she started at the coffee shop she was actually a galapagos finch

Hypnosis that's a little bit scary. Hypnosis where you can tell from their grin that they have terrifying plans for you. Hypnosis where you can tell something irreparable will happen to your mind if you don't start fighting back. Hypnosis that feels too good to resist.

try not to unlearn all your shame in case there's something good stuff in there that you can sexualize