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okay so: i had some time and this was very important information i needed to know.

first: this picture

we know that dio is 195 cm tall, which is approximately 76″ the human head is about 1/8 of the body height (and yes, I measured myself and did the math to check this, it was pretty accurate). this means Dio’s head is about 9.5″

copying that line and repositioning it (without resizing!) shows us that the tiddie™ is about the same size:

from there, I went to this picture, showing a side view:

To calculate cup size, you need to know the inches difference between the tiddie and the underbust measurement. so we’re gonna estimate these numbers again:

looks like just across the front of his chest is about 2 1/3 heads ((9.5 + 3.16) * 2), we can assume the same for his back, and his sides look about one head each i’d guess, failing a true side view. so that gives us 69.6″ around his chest.

For the tiddies, we measure across the biggest part, so:

as you can see (the top lines) thats like 2 and ¾ heads across the front. however the tiddie has some extra thickness too, so we’re just gonna go ahead and call that extra ¼ head as tiddie thickness (which it really is if you look at the overlap of that rightmost green section) this gives us (2 * 9.5 + (9.5 * ¾) + (9.5 * ¼)) for his front, which simplifies to (3 * 9.5) and takes care of extra thickness on the sides already. So we can use the same 1 head estimate for his sides, and 2 1/3 for his back, as any extra size comes from the tiddie. this all means that his tiddie size is 75.9″ around.

the difference between those measurements is about 6″. so we look on one of these nice cup size charts:

… but… Bees consent. NO. I’M NOT KIDDING.

How? Bee hives aren’t kept on leashes. They’re outside, the bees can travel miles every day. They follow their queen. Who is also outside, not on a leash, and can travel miles every day. If she doesn’t like the hive for any reason - for example: it got too hot, too cold, too messy, too filled with sugary stuff and they need more space… then the queen leaves. And with her the hive.

The queen stays in the hive because the hive is the best place to live. Period. Done. End of. If the hive is staying with the beekeeper it’s because the keeper is doing their job correctly and keeping them happy because the bees can, and do, leave bad beekeepers.

Harvesting honey does not murder bees.

The device pictured above does not mash up bees or their hives.

There’s no ethical concern when it comes to eating honey, it’s totally ethical as food is concerned.

Bees manufacture honey using pollen. They store it in the cells of their hive, where it’s used as food for the colony, particularly the larvae growing into the next generation of bees.

When you harvest honey, you remove parts of the hive that are being used to store the honey, without taking any bees along for the ride. Those parts of the hive are then put into a device, like the centrifugal extractor shown above by gemstone-gynoid, where the parts are spun really fast to pull extract the honey. The honey gets collected on the walls of the extractor, drips down, and can then be filtered and bottled for human use.

So.

It turns out that bees love making honey and can make more of it than they’d ever need. It also turns out that beekeepers taking care of hives and harvesting their honey keeps bees healthy and thriving, more so than they’d normally accomplish on their own. And we really need bees healthy and thriving because they help us grow an astonishing amount of food by pollinating plants.

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