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"you can't make an m/f relationship enemies to lovers bc it's always toxic and abusive" DO MEGAMIND AND ROXANNE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?????

wtf nobody told me there was a shrimp species named sexy shrimp

that wasn;t the file i clicked

call me cute one more fucking time i swear to god i'll invite you to my place and bake you cookies

Going to a library together and sitting on the floor between the shelves while they read their favourite book to you is date

the intense sapphic urge to have a wife. to call someone my wife casually. to live with a wife. to be a wife to them too. for a wife to call me their wife. yes.

Oh Oh! You found the ToothPaste! Let's get one thing clear! I can brush MY Teeth all byMyself OK! 🪥🪥YEH🪥🪥🪥🪥🪥🪥✨🪥EHH EH!🪥🪥✨🪥🪥🪥🪥PBB🪥✨🪥🪥🪥EH🪥🪥🪥🪥🪥PEH🪥🪥🪥PBBB🪥🪥🪥✨PB!🪥🪥🪥🪥🪥🪥