Mamacita

This makes me happy

GOALS what the hell

i FUCKIN wish

Daaamn

this is so lit I’m in tears.

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

traputa

Be corny with your girl my nigga, those are the memories that’s gonna save your relationship when things aren’t going so well.

You cute but are you trying to grow with me or waste my time

i know it’s a little early but 2017 please be good to me im giving u a couple months in advance to get ur crap together so u better be good to me

highmami

Cc

queeeen

There’s this guy that work at your job, your new there so you don’t know much about him.

He like 6'4 darkskin handsome, got that whole GQ thing going for him, but you got a man.

And your man is faithful loving supportive. Everything you could ask for so, so you feel bad for even looking. You start avoiding dude in the office even though yall never even interacted before.

One day your boss pairs you two up for a project. It’s one of those long ones that require you to work outside the office and really get familiar with one another. You find out his name is Jonathan.

The night before you’re stressing over what to wear, how to do your hair. You even whipped out that hoe red lipstick you wear for your man on special occasions. Now your man is starting to wonder wassup, but you assure him its just a business meeting. The funny thing is he knows you don’t ever have business meetings because you’re not that high up in the company. So he stay quiet pretends to believe you and takes himself to sleep.

So now you all wet and bothered, your phone done rang 10 times and you acting like you don’t hear shit. Meanwhile your bf back at your office trying to take you out for lunch after your “business meeting”. Your coworkers telling him you had off today, he all upset cause where tf could you be? When you start lyin’ to him ?

All day go by and yall ain’t talking. You walking around the house singing and shit and bae just confused. Around 8pm you start getting ready and he over here asking questions and you keep saying you going out with the girls. So you hop in the shower and he unlock your phone and writes down John’s number. He know this gotta be the nigga cause his name say “Big J 🙀🙈” . You out the bathroom is red lingerie hair all pinned up. You slippin on a tight black dress, bae ain’t even questioning it. Around 9:30pm you grab the keys and dip. You tell him not wait up he say iight.

He tell you to come with him for one last drink. You say ok he pay the bill and yall get in the car. He speeding got the car vibrating all on ya pussy you amped like shit. But here come the sirens. He was doing 70 in a 55. The cops ask for his license and you see it says 1964 you can’t even do the math but that mean this nigga like 60 or some shit and you ain’t even pushing 25 yet. But he black and that don’t crack so its really like he 30. So you relax until you get to his place. He opens the door for you and picks you up and carries you inside.

He don’t even take off ya dress. He hitches that shit up and shoves your panties in your mouth and dogs your shit. He got all your tracks in his grip and he’s giving you life. He got you on the counter like you don’t have gone training. Meanwhile back at home bae is over here typing in the number. He opens his phone and starts dialing. 718 like four contacts come up. 546 two more pop up. 4567 and only one contact is left. It says “ This nigga Pops 💪”. He looking like maybe he didn’t put that shit in right. So he do it like 3 more times. Now he in tears. He aint know his pops moved back to Memphis so that why he never introduced yall. He dial the number

Meanwhile on your side of the world you got “Johnathans” dick in your throat. You going in for him reciting scripture. That’s how you know he old. He talking about being grateful for all your blessings in life. His phone starts ringing and he say he gotta answer you give him n permission and you keep going. He like hey son how are things. You like son? ? But it’s whatever cause yall grown. He talking about how he just moved here and how he’d love to meet his sons gf and he can’t wait to see a photo. You think it sounds like bae but you think you tripping cause you guilty. He hang up get a message and starts bugging. He like oh shit he storming around the room. You got his unborns on your chin, he trynna get dressed he say is an emergency. And it is cause it was your picture he got. But you clueless.

Omg this is wild

Wtf is this

God please remove anybody lying to me, using me, speaking foul on me behind my back but pretend to love me in my face. PLEASE ERASE THEM!