I was lost and I was found

"But why wouldn't you stay with me, you keen moonlight prince? Is my abominable situation not worthy of salvation? Or is it me who makes you don't feel the desire to rescue my defenseless self?" she tilted her head and grinned. "Don't you ever dare to mock me about this."

"And sweet company you shall have, my Lady," he said with a smile, sitting across from her. 

"So much for that damsel in distress monologue I just prepared in my head to convince you." She smiled back at him. "If you're up for a drink, just say a word and I'll gladly spend a lot of money on it. Let's say as a repayment for not letting me die out of boredom here. "

"Well, I’m Martin, pleasure to meet you, Miss."

"The pleasure is all mine, Martin. My name's Grace."

Ways to Initiate an RP with me:

"Oh good. Did cunt and twat crossed? Because those are bad as well.”

"No, nothing bad at all. I promise."

"I am making a really stupid first impression, aren’t I?"

"You're doing just fine. At leasts the words idiot and douche didn't cross my mind yet."

"Excuse me, if your walk killed, there would be a bunch of dead bodies on the floor, right now."

"Charming. Thank god my walk is harmless."

“Walk, walk, fashion baby, make it work” Oh lord, you did not just sang Lady Gaga, Martin.

"I think that's a first, I'll give you that."