GPT2 Life Tips

1. You can live without cigarettes

2. It doesn't matter who you are

3. When there's a storm, a car chase, or war, remember we are the best at playing cards

4. You should go get your dog because he can tell your life story

5. I don't give two crap if your baby falls off the curb.

6. Be nice to the people who live next door and don't come to your funeral

7. You will be rewarded for everything you've done

8. I'm sick and tired of this shit

9. Do not get upset. Please stop the nonsense and go get some popcorn.

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Are you ready to finally get a man to come over to your table? Is your table getting lonely? Do you find your sex life lacking? You're not alone. Check out these reader-submitted stories and see if you can 't come up with one sexual move to impress your date.

From reader Janet, on what she calls "the most embarrassing time": "My man never stops complaining that his penis does a terrible job of penetrating. So instead, we watch one minute of the TV series Top Chef while he's trying his best. That's all! My advice is to remember that Top Chef is more than enough meat in any sandwich."

From reader Mary Ann: "Don't put your hands on your genitals too many times. Instead, put your hands on top of HIS genitals."

From reader John: "My boyfriend is constantly saying I look like a sexy nurse, so I started calling my dick the nurse's dick, and that gets some really nice reactions in his apartment when I do something really sexy with it. My advice is to always have an interesting gimmick for your cock and you will attract his attention."

From reader Katie on how to turn a guy's desire for fried chicken into a sexual encounter: "Fried chicken can be a great way to spice things up when you have sex! Start by spreading your legs to show him that your underwear is full of chicken, then use your thumb and forefinger to apply grease to his penis, nipples, or other areas where your partner likes to be smeared with flavor. He'll enjoy the opportunity to eat fried chicken, but be VERY careful not to let the food burn his nipples!"

From reader Michael: "A nice tip: hold his dick up high like a crucifix and  let him know you're a Christian, a good man, and you want an erection. Men find this really hot because all men worship Christ with all their heart!"

From reader Robert on the art of anal sex: "Most men don't know that the anus is made of nerves instead of solid bone. This is why the anus is sometimes called 'the Adam's apple of the genitals.’"

Which sexy tip are you most excited to try? Tell your friends about it! Click on the buttons below and then leave! Don't forget to keep checking for links to great products from Amazon!

...And With The Best Of Both Worlds!

This guide is the complete guide to shitting your pants , but in a fun and flirty way!

I'm not a professional, but I've done this sort of thing a few times before. The idea behind this is that you'll find yourself in a situation where you want to have a good time, and your pants are just not getting in the way. I've got some tips on how to shit your pants that will keep you on the right track. Shitting your pants in a fun way will give you a blast of excitement, and I'll even teach you some fun techniques that will help you keep your pants clean and comfortable.

1. Make sure your pants are dry before you begin shitting. I know this sounds silly, but if you're not careful you'll end up with your pants wet and looking like they were made for shitting.

2. Don't forget to use a condom. Shitting is a great way to have fun, but you don't want to end up with your pants getting caught in the toilet seat.

3. Shitting your pants with a good-looking man is one of the best ways to make your pants look sexy. I mean, if you're not into that, you're going to look like a total loser.

4. Find a good guy who will let you fuck his pants. If you're really into shitting, you might want to consider hiring a guy to do it for you.

5. Don't waste your money on shitting your pants with someone who's just trying to impress you. Don't chase someone else's money and just sit around shitting all day.

6. You don't have to do this every day. If you're going to do it, it should be fun and interesting. If your heart's not in it, it's time to move on.