Go! Go! Bravo!

What this headline leaves out is that they kidnapped him by doing the standard mob thing of driving a car up, pointing a gun at him, and saying “get in”. Fats thought he was gonna be killed until Al told him he was a huge fan

Unharmed, heavily intoxicated, and I believe something like $1,500 wealthier.

Nonono we don’t get to ignore what was just said prior. What the fuck DO YOU MEAN THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR MOTHER SELLING YOU TO ONE DIRECTION????!

so easily we forget the lore of our forefathers.

It bears noting that Fats being $1500 wealthier in 1926 dollars is the equivalent of being about $25,000 wealthier in 2022 dollars

back when criminals had a respect for the arts

The funny thing is I read MULTIPLE fanfic with this premise before I learned it was a real thing that happened. So it very much is on the opposite end of the spectrum from “mom sells you to one direction.”

oh my god hes stoned

this is my favourite addition to this post by far everyone go home. this freak won the post

The only reason this motherfucker gets social cues is because hes autistic ABOUT social cues. Social interaction is his special interest.

I think we owe an apology to the Americans, looks like at least some of the issues with their healthcare system can be addressed with guns

american problems require american solutions

I think it also can encourage self-reflection and self-awareness because instead of sayin “no, stop, not allowed!” I’m saying “hey do you think you’re acting with Respect right now?” “How would that situation have gone differently if we’d used Teamwork?”

Adding on to this- not condescending to them is important too, tone is incredibly important

Whenever I think about the Twilight movies my mind instantly goes to the scene where Bella first steps out of her father's car holding a tiny cactus. And then I remember the parody movie they made of Twlight where the main girl steps out the car with a gigantic cactus.

I was just scrolling and didn't read the post, so I just accepted this as a real scene from Twilight, where Bella's rival shows up with a huge ass cactus just to humiliate her

the image order being reversed makes this way funnier

This is UNCANNY.

@vurelly

This genre of re-enactment of video game logic/bugs/behaviour will never cease to be immensely funny

Not to mention everyone who does it is so insanely talented at portraying not only the vibes, but being dead on with the motion. I mean the courier in this alone has amazing core strength and rag dolls the EXACT way that bodies do in game. It’s honestly incredible.

Even the fucking. Swinging leg at the end. Literally every part of this is perfect, lmao.

@goteambravo

So many of my favourite things all in one picture!! 😍

Yea, he belongs here

For context, @neil-gaiman has NOTHING to do with the new LOTR series

It’s been hilarious watching this unfold...  :)

I've never enjoyed being yelled at more.

Bringing this back from 2022. Unlike Neil Gaiman, who won't be bringing back LotR The Rings of Power.

Darn, those Harry Potter movies of his were such abominations, too. Don't even get me started about his novel Persuasion, nothing like Pride and Prejudice, I was terribly disappointed.

In retrospect perhaps Elon Musk should have come to me for advice on how to fail to buy Twitter. I would have told him to try harder.

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