Mature Sex Queen

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

1) She gives you this fuckin cute little smirk before she kisses your cock.

2) She will lick the the tip of your dick and literally make eye contact with you to see how you react

3) She will spit on your dick to make it a bit messier so she could play with it easier

4) She will guide your hands to hair hair so it won’t get in the way while she’s playing with you.

5) She attempts swallow your whole cock (you don’t know how deep you she could go). But she tries to go all the way.

6) She will try different things and basically study you (your reactions) and will remember when you moan to something she did or when you tilt your head back and say ‘oh fuck” “wow” ‘omg” so she can use those at anytime if she wants to. (Kinda like when you play Pokemon and you use the attack that’s supper effective to kill a nigga) 

 7 (Not too many do) she will lick from the tip go downnnnnnn to the family jewels and play with them.

8) Doesn’t mind chocking gagging and being barely able to breathe while playing with it.

 9) Will literally be in a trance at one point just jerking it and starring at your dick mesmerized by it. 

10) Uses her tongue in a circular motion to lick all around the tip

11) Will play with it anytime and anywhere, movie, parks, bathrooms, McDonald’s bathroom, while you’re in Detention and go into the closet

Beyoncé - Speechless 

Drake feat. Lloyd - A Night Off

Electrik Red - Go Shawty

Sevyn Streeter - Come On Over 

J. Holiday - Bed

J. Holiday - Lights Go Out

Jamie Foxx - Do What It Do

Lloyd - Year of the lover 

Maxwell - This Woman’s Work

Twista - Wetter

Beyoncé - Naughty Girl

Miguel - Arch N’ Point

Ying Yang Twins - Pull My Hair

Missy Elliott - Pussycat

SWV featuring Foxy Brown - Release Some Tension

Usher - Trading Places 

T-Pain - Say It

Timbaland feat. Money - Fantasy

Usher - BedTime 

Beyoncé - Freakum Dress

Usher - Do It To Me

C-Ride feat. Pleasure P - Walk Different

Drake - Cece’s Interlude

D’Angelo - Untitled (How Does It Feel) 

Tink - HML

Plies feat. Pleasure P - Get You Wet 

Omarion - O

Andre 3000 - Spread

Twista feat. Trey Songz - Girl Tonite

Usher - Can U Handle It 

Pharrell Williams - Take It Off (Dim The Lights)

Robin Thicke - Sex Therapy

The Dream - Sweat It Out

Shlohmo & Jeremih - Dope

Shlohmo & Jeremih - Let It Go

Usher - Nice And Slow

The Roots feat. Musiq Soulchild - Break You Off

Trillville - Some Cut

Beyoncé - 1+1

Jeremih - Raindrops

Ginuwine - Pony

Drake Feat. James Fauntleroy - On My Way

Montell Jordan - get it on tonight

Khia - Lick Me Dry

The Pack - Make Me Cum

Aaliyah - Rock The Boat (jelani remix)

Beyoncé - Blow

Kanye West - I’m In It

Lil Wayne feat. Bobby Valentino - Mrs. Officer

Lady featuring K. Michelle - Scream

Jhené Aiko - Wait no more

Foxy Brown ft. Kelis - Candy

Ciara - Ciara To The Stage 

JS - Ice Cream

Lil Jon & The EastSide Boyz - Ooh Na Na Naa Naa

Lloyd - Feels So Right

Marques Houston - Naked

Ginuwine - So Anxious 

Outkast - Where Are My Panties Skit

Tweet featuring Missy Elliott - Turn da Lights Off

LL Cool J - Doin’ It 

Ciara - Bang It Up 

The Dream - Falsetto 

Pretty Ricky - Get A Little Closer

Chris Brown feat. Ludacris - Wet The Bed

Chris Brown feat. Teyana Taylor & Lonnie Bereal - Favor 

Pleasure P - Under

Janet Jackson - Anytime Anyplace

Sade - No Ordinary Love

Pretty Ricky - Grind With Me

Ne-yo - Sexy Love

Janet Jackson - Would You Mind

Maxwell - Til The Cops Come Knockin’

TLC - Red Light Special

Usher feat. Beyoncé & Lil Wayne - Love In This Club (part 2)

Tyrese - Signs Of Love Making

En Vogue - Don’t Let Go (Love)

Earth, Wind & Fire - Reasons

Ready For The World - Love You Down

Chris Brown - Glow In The Dark

The Weekend - What You Need (i hate him but this song goes awf)

Sade - The Sweetest Taboo 

Pretty Ricky - On The Hotline

112 feat. Lil Zane - Anywhere 

Ludacris Feat Raphael Saadiq - Splash Waterfalls (Whatever you want) Remix

Chris Brown - Take U Down

OMG I love thisssss 💖  BLACK GIRL ANTHEM