women don’t owe men SHIT but if you see jack antonoff or aaron dessner you DO owe them a little pat on the head

raise your hand if you’ve been such a hardcore loyal fan of taylor swift through every cycle of public disdain (particularly 2012 and 2016) that you have a very strong fight or flight response every time she is brought up in conversation because you’re either ready to get in an argument defending her against unfair hate or get uncharacteristically quiet because you’re so used to being ridiculed for liking her and defending her, even now that she is back in the public’s good graces 🙋‍♀️

we were so right to be annoying about the 10 minute all too well for years

yes taylor swift is very famous. but her music is still so very underrated. u don’t get it

i love how taylor specifically mentions the boat license like she wouldn’t think of dumping a body from a boat unless she’d been properly trained to drive it

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.

Man I cannot stress this enough. The “this is how I am, take it or leave it” attitude is an act of immaturity. We all have toxic traits that we need to work on and as an adult it’s our responsibility to recognize the damage that they can do to the ones we love. We all need to put in more effort in becoming better individuals.

big facts

“Good thing my daddy made me get a boating license when I was fifteen”  - no body, no crime