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And didn't include the other lead (Homer)

- Kaia looks so much like her mother! It’s amazing! Look, she just happens to be dressing exactly like her and changing clothes four times a night even when no one else does! I don’t think that’s talked about enough so I need to bring it up again! This is the 90th time she’s “channeled” one of her mother’s looks, but that’s cool because she definitely is her own person. Amazing!

- Kaia has a butt! See? There it is! She’s curvy, amazing to be so thin and so curvy at the same time! And she has not done anything to her face, how dare you? And that’s a Malibu tan, well documented orange sun of Malibu, look it up dummies.

- Kaia and Homer Gere’s parents were married! So wild! They were MARRIED. So wild… let’s talk about the nepos but make it sexy!

- Kaia really likes kissing people, and that one face that supposed to be shocked/bad girl/maybe crazy! But she’s classy about it, that’s why it never actually looks fun or sexy!

- She is definitely the star of this series! Not the narrator or any of the guys listed before her in the credits in this story about men discovering that they have feelings for other men! There are other actors in this too, but basically they are just background. All dozen of those fans are there for Kaia!

- Kaia’s wanted to act since she was a baby, a literal baby. Those were her first words.

- Anyway, let’s not talk about acting, that is not going to go well… let’s talk about how fun and wild and always pawing at each other this cast is!

- Kaia’s boyfriend something something is standing behind that fence. He’s the best and knows she is the most precious being to ever grace the earth. It’s amazing but so low key. He’s famous, but of course not nearly as famous as she is. No one is or ever will be. Did I mention that she looks like her mother? Amazing!

Na timeline da People do Austin e da Kaia, tem algumas das matérias linkadas que falam deles. Mas tipo, Lewis e Kaia so sai isso igual a gringa ali falou, perto de algum lançamento. Parece que ela sempre tem que provar, de um jeito ou de outro.

Eu nunca vi uma matéria com a fonte dele e para falar a verdade, nem vamos ver. Alias, foi a primeira vez que ele apoiou ela publicamente em algo, mas ainda fez o possível para entrar pelos fundos.

O Austin e a Kaia tinham matérias, mas pelo que eu me lembro a gente basicamente não tinha fontes exclusivas. Da People a gente só teve uma fonte exclusiva

A Kaia e o Lewis sempre tem uma matéria por uma fonte exclusiva toda vez que algum deles tá no holofotes, parece um marketing pro casal

That's why she's getting extremely old. No facial fat

The other picture is from March of 2025 when she was already skinny but yet she managed to get even more skinny....the thin eyebrows and tan is not helping her either

And being severely malnourished and a smoker doesn't help too

E quando tava perto do fim, era mais frequente?

If the relationship is so "lowkey" and "private", you won't go to media with "exclusive source" every once in a while. This showed you are marketing the relationship to the media instead of "keeping it private". Jessica and danny is more lowkey despite she's posting him all the time. And they also said the same thing about Austin. And probably will to the next boyfriend

And it's always Kaia's source

This same ish article was dropped in May after Bulls announcement now they just dropped another one after The Shards premiere 💀

Scheduled and Calculated AF

I swear she wasn’t this bad with Austin. Or at least pretended.

She thinks cause she’s in some shitty tv show she’s a star now?

No one will ever care about her

Her fake cheesy acting and fake plastic face.

Yes! I say that all the time. I don't know if it was the influence of people like Jake or if she just became more fake and vapid on her own, but it’s really obvious

She was that bad with Austin—I never found her genuine—but she was a lot less vapid. Like, it looks like her brain got replaced by a TikTok brain

Like kids getting they’re picture taken cause they’re all nobodies that are working their first carpet 😭

So silly and unprofessional

Ryan Murphy looks like a CREEP!

And poor Evan Rachel wood has to be around these stupid 20yr olds acting like idiots

She looks uncomfortable tbh.

Kaia just takes on a whole new personality when she with other people cause wtf…

Lewis actually has conversations with this girl?! Lollll

He’s so old and she acts so young all of a sudden it’s embarrassing

I get Hayes, for instance, because it’s her first acting gig, and honestly, she came across as genuine even when being silly. Kaia, on the other hand, is trying way too hard; she doesn't even seem like the same girl from 2023—like when she was at the Bottoms premiere in Texas, lol—she was totally composed back then

And yeah, Kaia turns into a different person whenever she changes boyfriends; seriously, she becomes a completely different person—it’s kind of creepy to watch

We can see through the transparent dress that she doesn't have ass

Igby and Graham are younger (23y)