every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing
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we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

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god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you
ohhh fuck yeah, you understand
People UNFAMILIAR with Bloodborne, which of these is NOT a boss fight?
I still have a blaze left this month and want to have some fun with it. Now that Elden Ring is a household name, let's travel back to 2015 and look at one of Fromsoft's weirder offerings! Bloodborne has earned a bit of a reputation for its bosses, and all of the ones listed below are literally actually in the game... except one. Which is it?
If you're familiar with Bloodborne, please choose the last option and share this to your friends who don't have your insight!
Which of these is not a Bloodborne boss fight?
A man in a cage who moans and flings tentacles at you
A magical spider guarded by a legion of spider-ostriches
Prince Phillip with a scythe
A deer monster who explodes its legs at you and shits lava everywhere
A baby who crawls out of its dead mother and wields its own placenta like a yoyo
A skeletal Dark Beast arcing with blue lightning ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL
Three fat men with a single gun
Blue aliens from outer space who shoot lasers at you
A "horse" who spews sticky white fluid from its other mouth
A loving, caring wet nurse with no head and six swords
A vampire queen who literally cannot die and must be smashed into a pulp instead
I'm familiar with Bloodborne bosses, show me the results
Also, while I've got the Bloodborne fans here, check out the hunter's mark tattoo I got a few years ago!
irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*
me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!
irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!
welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!
ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*
sometimes i get weirdly anxious about the fact that thousands of years of evolution have led to my specific bloodline and it will almost certainly be ending with me. but then i remember the same is true of like every fly that dies in a drink before it gets the chance to reproduce so like. who am i to get all precious about the concept of bloodlines really. who give a shit. my ancestors arent any better than that flys ancestors.

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I made a zine about haunted houses!
You can pre-order a physical copy on Gumroad that will ship in the new year, or get a digital version.
“In the psychology of the modern, civilized human being, it is difficult to overstate the significance of the house.” (Kitty Horrorshow, Anatomy)
This is a zine about haunted houses, using multiple examples as case studies to explore the following question: what does it mean for a house to be haunted?
The cover art was done by the wonderful @hardcoremisery ✨
cave lion from prehistoric planet compared to neolithic cave lion art
see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup
The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone
☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.
Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.
It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.
the Guardian going above and beyond here! I appreciate the implication that America should just change the flag to match the pool.

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Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.
Its surprisingly tasty????
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint
-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.
I have been reminded of:
-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.
I have now been informed of
-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.
"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."
-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-
"... ah."
Oh great, I bet there's gonna be a dumb swamp boss too
Surely this is all cool and good
these new tumblr ui changes are getting out of hand
posture check! time to make your posture worse. it can always be worse. you can get shrimpier. inspiration if you need it:

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christ in the wilderness, ivan kramskoy
he looks like he needs a cigarette
being OCpilled is so fucking mortifying honestly. like oh... yeah..... heres my guy. i invented him. i can't think about anything else except for him this week. but he isn't cool or anything. he actually sucks. im just ill.