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gordon grows weary

for he has knowledge to impart upon this bleak world.... and no voice to speak it with.....

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PUSSY SO GLUED SHUT I HAD TO WRENCH IT OPEN WITH A CROWBAR

gordonballs

penis so crowbar call that pussy a vortigaunt the way i crowbar its fucking head in and kill it. with my crobar

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BARNY"S SUMMER CHOICE AWARDS

what is YOUR favbarite FIRE moment here on tjhe BLARNET? 😁

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Voting ended onJun 7, 2024

gordonballs

none. i hate all of them. my heart is filled with nothing but hate.

hey guys. wanna see something cool

i want alan wake in a sinister way

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barneysballsoffire

mm mm MM!!!im licking my lips rn.

barneysballsoffire

Please bleive me.im telling the truth I AM I AM I AM!!!

gordonballs

licking your lips rn. MMMMMM

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eeYAAAAAAAIIIIIIOOOUUUUGHY!

gordonballs

shut up. im busy.

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mm mm MM!!!im licking my lips rn.

barneysballsoffire

Please bleive me.im telling the truth I AM I AM I AM!!!

gordonballs

licking your lips rn. MMMMMM

i havent had an iced chai latte with almond milk in like 3 days im gonna gouge my eyes out whats even the point man

i hate women

im just a man with itchy nuts and a degree in theoretical physics

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DEAR DIARY

i wish that barney calhoun piece of shit would take the fucking hint i dont want any of his shitty ass piss water beer

gordonballs

ive never been hornier in my life

roosterm3attrash

Too bad they cut off your penis :(

Hope it will regrow soon

gordonballs

dont worry i had a spare its fine

ive never been hornier in my life

that alyx chick is pretty hot…… should i shoot my shot?? gulp…. i dunno…. shes way out of my league……. tugs shirt collar… sweats… im just a nerd…… cries

barneysballsoffire

HURRY!

gordonballs

*yaaawwn* just five more minutes……

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WAKE ! THE FUCK!

UUPPP!!!!!

gordonballs

snore mimimi…,., sore nmimknimi…. snooem…

barneysballsoffire

GIRDIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gordonballs

erm, thats DOCTOR, to you

barneysballsoffire

NAH YOU MY G-ZIZZLE TO MY FREEWIZZLE SIZZLE !

gordonballs

are your doors locked?

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i need boobs in my face NOW!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!