#9 with 9 lives

my body craves information

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

Accidentally in Brussels for three hours.... Ohhhhhhhhh NOOOOO....... I'm just going to have to eat a little waffle and wander through downtown...

And my cousin told her boss to fuck off and met up with me for a beer. Beautiful.

Just bought a bunch of wool from a lovely little shop in London... and made friends with the shop owner who gave me a family discount. Midwestern friendliness wins again???