well fuck

i think the most romantic thing someone could do for me is stick their fingers down my throat and make me puke all over myself

I need to gently massage a girl's tongue until she's puking all over my hands tbh

"i think im about to throw up..." whoa thats crazy can i help i mean i can help i mean ill help u i mean can i watch i mean i want to watch i mean

I'm in love with the idea of forcing someone to puke where you want. Like, you're cuddling with someone who's nauseous and ready to puke. Their face is buried in your chest, and you are petting their back and telling them it will be okay. It looks so wholesome and sweet, but you're also holding them tight enough that any of their weak efforts to move away are pointless, leading them to let it out all down your chest. Same goes for puking over your shoulder and down your back. You can also take someone's bucket from them at the last second. They grasp frantically at it but you've already tossed it to the other side of the room and their stomach is already starting to push all its contents up onto the bed sheets. They know they'd make more of a mess trying to fetch it, so they sit there pathetically, making a huge mess as they burp up puke onto the blankets. All of this would be easier to do with someone who's drunk. You could tell someone is about to puke so you position them over yourself on the bed, and in their delirious state, they puke all over you without even knowing what they're doing while you squirm in pleasure underneath them.

i should mix your drinks for you but make it three times as strong as usual so you get drunk wayy faster and you either start groping me or start puking. or both honestly

I love it when they cry…

Mmmm and the whimpering..as she is about to wet her jeans

I wanna pee in someone’s lap so bad. Just sit on top of them and rub together while we both release and feel the warmth spread out and feel them get hard

I want someone to do this to me